"Check out mah new I-POD" and / or "I love Xam'd, why do you ask?"

Now that the mother of Sideshow-Bob is back, she bakes him a cake as fast as she can (a patty-cake) (it’s her remuneration…), but she’s not all too happy with him. “Sideshow-Bob, I don’t want you going out with that whore!“, says the contractor mother contracting her son to a Chasity belt. Meanwhile, Hei is ready to take down Izamani to the graveyard, but only Shizune (don’t worry, I remembered his name) awaits him in defense mode. He totally special summons Blue-Eyes-White-Dragon on Hei, but luckily Hei escapes once he hears word that Izamani is in fact his old sex toy doll, Yin.

"Suou, you must shoot her! It's all part of the Circle of Life!"

"GASP OH EM GEE!!! IT'S LADY GAGA!!!" and / or "Would you please stop calling me that..."

"Well ExcUuuUuuUuuuUuUuse ME, PRINCESS!"

"Stand still Lover-Boy! I'm gonna aim for your heart! *wink* ;3"

“DON’T SHOOT MAH BITCH!!!”, shouts Hei so… umm, Suou doesn’t shoot his bitch, and everyone’s safe for now. After Suou, July, and Pecha-Mao escape from the Harassment of Lady Gaga, they have some quite-time discussing the chemistry between Yin and Hei. Before anymore details can be discussed, Sideshow-Bob’s mom comes and starts to choke-a-bitch. The mom says she won’t hurt her (lier!), and only wants Suou to come along with her. Too bad for the mom that Yin’s stalker-ghost-trap-card is in play, and it just so happens to be her turn! Yin takes down the mom, and Sideshow-Bob is there to witness it, assuming Suou did it.

"Sooo... we can still be friends, right?" and / or (gosh! This is just like Kimi ni Todoke where the main character will stay quite and not explain herself, causing lots of misunderstandings!)

"My phone is a sex toy, your argument is invalid." and / or "I'm gonna really miss your massages" and / or "We're bringing SexyBack" and / or The three captions in this pic are all taken from Kabitzin's Phantom -Requiem for the Phantom- episode 26 post... and also the one below:

"I dunno, the Mongolian sky looks Photoshopped"

Once things cool down, Pecha-Mao totally jizzes all over July’s hat! The rest of the episode is spent with Suou and Hei spending some quality time together, and Norio (I finally remembered his name!) and his father mourn the death of their loved one.

("I'm so sure that stupid Squirrel jizzed all over my hat! Now what am I supposed to wear? I HAVE NO PURPOSE IN LIFE!!! D:")

"DON'T GIVE ME THAT LOOK!!! SAY YOU'RE SORRY!!!"

"Well maybe if the hat had less contrast, I wouldn't have been sexually aroused into thinking it was another squirrel!"

There are times when I look above and beyond... There are times when I feel your love around me baaayy-beh... I'll never forget ma baaayyy-beh

Impressions:

The mystery of Izanami is finally revealed: YIN IS BACK, but we all knew that was going to happen. At least we’ll finally get answers concerning Yin and Hei’s departure. On the topic of Hei, it was great seeing him cook and giving up on alcohol (on the condition that Suou stops camping). Perhaps Hei is just excited that Yin is back, but I’m sure we’ll have another pimp-smack in there for good times. Also, was Suou jealous of Yin at the end? She’s probably mad that only Yin could influence Hei to change his ways, while Suou was unsuccessful in doing so. It’d be soooo sweet (in a kawaii-way EW-THAT’S-SO-GROSS sort of way) if Suou started to have feelings for Hei, but again, that’s just me being a pervert. Speaking of perverts, she’s gonna wear a school uniform in the next episode! YES!!!

Last but not least, I was concerned about the final scene with Norio and his father. I did start to feel sorry for him, but I’m assuming the studio will leave it at that (as in, like Nika, just some left-over side-character). Another interesting thing to note was the Michael Jackson poster on his wall. As opposed to Sayonara Zetsubou Sensei which clearly made fun of him, this scene was not meant as a joke. You don’t randomly post references to the King of Pop without it having some significance. Although despite saying that, I also made a reference to MJ in my first DTB2 post, so what’s my explanation? Basically, I love Michael Jackson. He was, and still is one of the few people I would consider my idol, and throughout my life I’ve always made playful references to him (usually not in a derogatory way. More in tune of: If you happened to say part of his lyrics without knowing it, I would continue where you left off and start to sing. Very loudly). So if anyone is offended by that caption in my DTB 2 – 01 post, I am sorry, but after his death (and this might sound pathetic), it was really hard to listen to his songs or make any references without crying. He really meant that much to me, but what kind of fan would I be if I completely stopped listening to his music or stopped making references? These hobbies made me happy, so of course I will continue to do them. (/confessions-of-an-obsessed-loser-blogger)

As stupid as some of the DTB2 scenes are (seriously, Pecha-Mao-scenes are becoming goofier by the minute!), I doubt the studio would just try to take a jab at Michael Jackson, but was this whole side-story with Nika just an excuse to show their dedication to Michael Jackson? Is this really a jab at MJ since Norio’s father is very feminine? I just don’t know. They’re almost as complicated as I am when it comes to references.

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