"ANOTHER SATISFIED READER!!!" and/or "Don't Worry... Be Happy!"
The Mystery Gang has a new member (Ichinose Yayoi / Misaki Kirihara), but already there are tensions between the groupies. Lady Gaga (I keep forgetting names…) doesn’t like how Yayoi/Misaki isn’t giving her any attention, and she’s also aware that Misaki only wants to get into Hei’s pants. Too bad Hei already has a new girl to smack around. Apparently, Hei must train Suou to become a proper lady contractor, which means first they gotta shoot some ducks cranes, work on those Street Fighter skills, and learn how to dance (good to manipulate da boiz ;3)
"But Hei, I like Macs because I spent over $1,000 on 2-generation-old technology so I could look cool in front of my friends! I also like spending over $200 on designer jeans!"
"and as much as you like to deny it, Windows 7 is just a revamped Vis-*GRAB*"
"Oh NO YOU DIDN'T!!! You'd better watch your mouth around these parts or I'll stick MY PART down your throat SOOOO FAR that it'll reach your vagina and make you pregnant and also give the studio a good reason to make another season of Darker Than BLACK! I'll be sure to smack the child in that season as well!"
"so get rid of the Mac! From now on, I'M your new MAC-DADDY!"
Later, a group of groupies start to dance to Lady Gaga music (IN PUBLIC!!!), but the head-honcho notices Suou. He totally gawt-da-hawts for her (even though there’s clearly an age difference…) and starts to HIT on her (but not like this). Misaki also receives more screen time, but she’s in a bit of a pickle (and not a Scooby Snack). In order to get more info on BK-201, she’ll have to meet Madame Oreille, who happens to have purple lipstick (aka: that means she’s important. The fact that she even has lipstick makes her important!)
Heeeeyyyyy MACARENA!!! (HAAIII!!!)
The Original Sea Slugs! From left to right: Ender, Kungfucius, Epi, Kabitzin, and Jesus159159159
Umm, later on they stay at a Love Hotel (a run down one, it’s not…UP ANYMORE!!! HYUK HYUK!), and Suou eats some expired Ramen. She likes her Ramen “RAW-MAN”, but she faces the consequences later. While doing more training, the GROUPIE-GOONS come and decide to HIT ON HER again. Hei decides that this will be good training for her, so he tells her to go whore herself. Before anything naughty can happen, the Popo came, so everybody scatters. The episode ends with Suou contemplating on life and Misaki meeting Madame Oreille, fighting for the title of upper-lip and/or lip-stick Queen! THE END!
"That was the worst sex I ever had in my entire life!"
"You thought that was bad? Ever had sex with a cat?" - "HEY HEI! WE AGREED TO NEVER TALK ABOUT THAT!!!" - Hei and Mao
SEA SLUG BUDS!!! (now you know why I'm the girl. Hint: the Cross on her cheek...)
Impressions:
I’m not too sure about DTB’s attempt at humor (the belly dancing, the lolicon guy and his groupies, Mao about to get screwed by a cat, the that-was-so-last-season-smiling, the cross-dressing-dad, etc), especially when Suou was constantly getting HIT ON (literally). It was almost unbearable to watch…OH WHO AM I KIDDING?!? THE PIMP-SMACKING WAS FABULOUS (but only in anime, kay guys?!). But honestly, the pimp-smacking is getting old just like Disney references. On the subject of wife-beaters, Mao’s comment on the past-Hei was interesting; all Hei needed back then was to fill his stomach with food, but now he fills his stomach with alcohol. I sort of miss Mao as a cat, but that’s not important.
I guess the new lolicon-guy will replace Nika as a love interest, which I’m not too fond of. I can’t imagine Suou hooking up with that guy, in fact I thought Nika would eventually get together with Suou (it did seem like she had feelings for him, even though he went for the bustier Mc-Muffin-Russian). Opps, sorry, this isn’t a shoujo-show, my bad!
Other than training and wife-beating, this episode was a disappointment, but I’m sure many of you enjoyed it. Don’t get me wrong, I love a good smacking, but when it happens every 5 minutes, it degrades the flavor of the pimp-smack. DTB better step up it’s game, cause I’ve had enough of that! So hit the road, Jack! And don’t you come back no mo NO MO’ NOOO MOOREEE, NOoOoo MOoOooOoREE!!! Hit da ROOOAAAD JACK! AND DON’TCHA COME BACK NO MOOOOOOORREE!!!
OMAKE-A-CAKE-AS-FAST-AS-YOU-CAN
On another depressing note, here are some unused-captions that I was too lazy to delete:
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I don’t know guys, maybe I’m wrong, but something tells me those aren’t the real subtitles.
Or
Where did you get your fansubs? XD
I got my good ol’ subtitles from BSS =3, but the very first pic (the Mystery Gang one) was from BBS (BigBootySubs). The rest (including the virginity one) was in the original, I swear! X3… don’t tell me you AREN’T WATCHING DTB2?!?! =O
I need to take a crack at the first season before diving into this one. I cheated for Railgun in that regards, not that I think I’m missing anything profound.
Railgun is more of a side-story, whereas having just marathoned the first DtB, I’d say this season builds on the first quite a bit.
Another thing I wish to see in this season of DtB is the progression of the relationship between Misaki and Hei. They just left hanging in the previous season, so I hope in this season they’ll show more of it once they have reached Tokyo.
Judging from the next episode, it seems Misaki is getting closer in tracking and meeting up with Hei and the gang.
More upper-lip Misaki is always a plus, but I hope she doesn’t get smacked around as well. Either way, she’s definitely gonna be heart broken when she sees Hei in wife-beater mode
Also, that other lipstick character (Madame-Whatever) seems pretty interesting too. Her lipstick draws me in…
Lol, I think by the time she meets up with Hei, he probably has reformed his ways. Hei always acts like the cold and bad guy, but in the end you always know that he’s the good guy.
Good guys don’t hit lolis! Especially when they still have time to grow in the rack-department! >=O
I hope it soon, maybe she can knock some sense back to Hei! I can understand that he trying to teach Suo, but this tough love really is getting hard to swallow. I’m surprised that the CIA ordered Hei to train Suo to be an agent, that just felt random.
Well, she’s still a contractor, so the CIA probably wants to get their hands on every
X-Menmutant they can get! Also, being able to pull a big gun out ofher assnowhere does seem like a valuable skill to have. As long as she tag-teams with July, we got ourselves a good team and a cute couple!I’m sure they are building a one sided love/hate relationship for Suou – Hei
On a side note, did you not notice that Suou had her first period along with the stomach ache and you were too much of a gentleman to joke about it? Or you simply didn’t notice like a lot of people seemed to do?
I noticed quite a few (actually quite a lot of) people who noted the period…. lets just say periods don’t turn me on, BUT EXCLAMATION POINTS DO!!! *ba dum PSH* (and I’m gonna pat myself on the back for that one! =D)
;3 hmm, I like where this is going! I didn’t notice the period the first time, but I did notice when others pointed it out a few days ago. Either way, I didn’t want to touch on that issue… other bloggers can do that for me
My iPod touch definitely looks cooler than your Zune. gso.
Tell that to Hei! My mp3 player just so happens to be my desktop PC! *carries around his fat PC* YEEEPP…. THAT’S HOW A MAN DOES IT…
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