She doesn't beat me, I just... just fell down those stairs back there
Jesus159159159 had some extra homework this week, so I (Kabitzin) am taking over on this post. He left a bunch of crazy captions and notes in his draft, and so I am going to attempt to Frankenstein them in with my summary and screencaps. Consider it a Halloween Easter Egg hunt to see if you can pick out his words from mine.
Summary:
Where’d we leave off last time? Oh right, Hei was showing August 7 the magic in his pants.
Gonna pierce your boxers with my saber... let's see if you can contort your body correctly
Non-anal?!?! I thought you said you hacked past the anti-yaoi firewall!!!
Goddamn, leaving me high and dry
Before Hei can give August 7 some shock therapy, however, the trap in the Hei hay pops up and zaps him with some Dr. Shroeder magic. The strange field nullifies Hei’s powers, but Suou’s amulet absorbs some of the energy to put her in rational Contractor mode. Suddenly, Mao’s voice orders Suou to run, and so she tackles Hei into the freezing water to escape (ummm…).
Hello, I’m here to tell you about the Women’s Activist Program in which we discuss the importance of Woman’s Ri-*SMACK*
YOU’LL NEVER REPLACE YIN… BUT I’M GONNA DO YOU ANYWAY!!!
Sometimes an ice bath isn't enough to cool down that extremely rational Contractor libido
Alright, fine, but you promised non-anal
Better not be going back on that non-anal promise
Hei wakes up the next day, but gets pissed off that Nika’s blowing up Suou’s phone. In a jealous rage, Hei manhandles Suou and then slaps her around for cheating on him. He then breaks her phone for not having a QWERTY keyboard. Shoulda gotten a DARKER than Blackberry *RIMshot*.
Oh man Suou, you should see this episode of... oh wait, you can't, haha!
Clearly a spam whale
"Who said you could touch my Mc-Muffins?"
Wanna know what I think about T-Mobile? *CRACK* GRRUUGGGHH!!! THAT’S WHAT I THINK ABOUT T-MOBILE!!!
Tanya tricked Nika into calling Suou so the Russian forces could track Suou, but Hei quickly changes into an inconspicuous purple outfit and takes off. Using the Ikebukuro hint that Shion left in some whale origami, the two make their way to the train station, only to find a whole bunch of bad guys waiting for them. Since all the experienced Contractors are off duty, the Russians have no choice but to send in Tanuki Tanya. Suou of course counters with Pecha, who has been possessed by Mao. Although the name no longer makes sense, keeping regular backups always does.
Wanna know what I think about vodka? *PUNCH* GRRRUUUGGAHHH!!! THAT’S WHAT I THINK ABOUT VODKA!!!!
Tsk, no one knows how to make a pin-up shot? Check it out bloggers, I’m a PC, and this is how it’s done!
We flai hai... no lai... you knoowww dis, BAAAAALLLLLIIIIN'!!! (or should I say, NUTTIN' cause I'm a Squirel who knows NUTTIN' bout dem SACKIN' I play MAHJONG cause I'm SAKI I have BIG TITS like KABITZIN but that's A LIE cause I'm SO FLY I hate MACKIES cause I'm SEVEN Windows clean dem like ELEVENS cause they're SLAVES, dey get no PAY, just like BLOGGIN' I'm so HOGGIN' but i'm no swine cause I'm a squirel but i FLEW, I is better, not is YOU! I'm so FAT-ASS and MC-BINKY wanna SLOW-DANCE wit mah SLINKY? So mah WIZERD is dah UPPAH, wanna-ef-up-da MC-BUNKER? I am JESUS, I'm ABOVE, He Is Sea, we is SLUG, we be FOR SHO as da KITTIES dey is pussys wit da BIGGIE eyes dat go da BOING-ER, let-me-sho-how-i-BONE-ER and BONE-HER and LONE-HER my SPERM. I TOLD HER, I SHOWED-HER that we are not WORMS. SLUGZ WHERE IT AT, WHERE IT BE, MAMA-MIA, LONGEST CAPTION LIKE MY WII! (as in, penor)
Pecha didn't think you were gonna see me again! and/or WTF BITCH dat caption was off da GRIZZY!!!
"Damn Pecha yo ass be STANKY!!!... but that actually turns me on! *FAPFAPFAPF*" - "(What an Obsessed-Loser-Bloggin' FREAK!!!)"
No one told me Sunrise was producing this episode!
Wanna know what I think about Slice-of-Life? *SLICE* GRRUUGGAAHH!!! THAT’S WHAT I THINK ABOUT SLICE OF LIFE!!!
Shizume Genma and Hazuki Mina also show up to play, and it doesn’t help that Hei keeps trying to zap but ends up sharting his pants instead. After seeing tons of Russians getting killed, Nika getting eaten by bugs, and Hei looking constipated, Suou has no choice but to use her Amulet powers to bust out a gigantic anti-material sniper rifle and use it for CQC. Fortunately, July is there to help her aimbot. Before Suou can tearfully snipe Tanuki Tanya, Hei shows up to stop her, because nothing ruins a long journey like a moody teenage girl. Elsewhere, some real identical twins note that Suou’s gotten the party started.
OMGLARGHABLARGH SHOULDA WORN MY MOTORCYCLE HELMET!!!
IT'S OVER NINE THOUSAAaaaAAaaaAaaaNNDD!!! and/or Insert Charlie Brown reference Here and/or why do some of the pics look Better than OTHERS??!?! HMMM?!?!
Wanna know what I think about modern era weapons? *HUGE GUN* GRRRUUUGGAHHH!!! THAT’S WHAT I THINK ABOUT MODERN ERA WEAPONS!!!
A grope for the road! WTF, can't feel anything through this jacket...
Hey man, you LFG?
In Hachijou, Misaki gets a call from Kanami and they chat about the disappearance of BK-201’s staaaaaaaaaaaaaar (201’s staa-aaaa-aaa-aaa-aaaar). I guess she got herself exiled, and that’s when someone from the mysterious Section 35 shows up to offer her a chance to find BK-201 in exchange for helping them wipe out the remains of the Syndicate.
"Why yes, I would love to know how you got those scars!" - wait, did someone say Scar? *TAKES MIC* A shining new ERA is tiptoeing NEARER!!! And where do we FEATURE? Just listen to TEACHA!!! I know it sounds SORID, But you'll be REWARDED, when at last I am given my DUES! And injustice deliciously SQUARED! BE PREEEEPAAAARRREEEDDD!!!
It appears that Disney just got...
MARVELous (YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!)
secret.organization@badguys.com was taken
Yeah, I'm in class, this teacher is boring as hell
Misaki, there are no cell phones allowed in class
HOLD ON TEACH, I'M UPDATING MAH TWITTER!!!
I'm on a boat
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This episode rocked, but Suou’s rifle sucked. I bet just like Hei’s real stolen power that Suou’s power is not to pull out an impractical bolt-action sniper rifle, but some more general power. In a similar manner, I’m sure that Hei didn’t mean he wanted to kill Yin when he said he was out to off “that woman” but rather someone else. DtB likes to use this kind of misdirection, but I’m glad to hear Mao’s deep sexy voice again (even if he got that poor kitty body killed, surely there are similar spares).
I was a bit surprised that July helped Suou, considering that Hei killed April, but perhaps April’s stint as Bella got Suou some brownie points. Whatever, once the starting doll returns, you know July is going back to bench duty. I’m ready for the team to get out of Russia, because there are way too many factions right now to keep track of.
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Yeah, I’m still waiting to see the full extent of Hei’s (or rather, Pai’s) power. And like you, I’m hoping that Suou’s ability is more… general than just summoning up archaic rifles. Not that it wasn’t awesome at the time, but it seems like Suou needs to UPGRADE her hardware. Would be interesting if she ends up being like Shirou in that she can replicate any weapon she sees.
Prepare the mana-replenishment scene!
With CG dragon or without?
With CG dragon that talks in Mao’s voice.
Is someone experiencing dropped calls? First the Sidekick joke in the “Thoughts” post and now the pink phone rage… how much longer have you got on your contract?
I think the soldiers were simply trying to shoot that coat: just say no to bad ski wear.
And I think that July was just trying to keep Suou alive since she’s the only lead that MI6 has in the search for Shion.
The ‘coon tail hat was extremely random. Is that standard issue for Russian contractors?
Seriously, she looked like she was in colonial America.
Pink Phone Rage?… wait a sec, I never told anyone about my pink-phone!!! HOW THE HELL DO YOU KNOW THAT?!! =O
Edit: errr, nvm! Ignore this comment! =D……..
We should have a contest on who wrote which captions (Jesus159159159 / Kabitzin)!!! Who ever can guess 30 out of the 33 captions right, I’ll draw you a fan-sketch! =D
No you won’t
. Don’t you still owe someone a sketch?
WHA CHU TALKIN’ BOUT, WILLIS??!?!
Suou’s power must be something greater than the rifle, otherwise it would be too lame. I wonder if I’m the only one that wishes Suou would stay in contractor mode all the time…
That’s why I don’t think Suou is a real contractor, sorta how Hei is not a real contractor. The fact that Suou is not in contractor mode all the time makes me think she just has a sweet amulet.
Would be cool if suous real power was to be able to pull anything out of her. Cause then she would be Santa claus and that would rock. Yes.
Suou’s making a list, she’s checking it twice…
LOL The summary never fails to make me laugh.. Suou powers totally sucks, even in ep4 she cannot aim properly and misses everything, what kind of powers is that? I guessing “that woman” refers to the woman in purple lipstick.