What do you mean K-ON teeth aren't in style anymore?!?
“SHOOT THE DEER!!!” says Suou’s dad during a flashback, but that’s not important. Currently, Hei is ready to take down Suou, who is still mistaken as Shion. Luckily, a nicely dressed contractor (whose remuneration is to kiss men) distracts him so Suou can run away. Too bad Hei is not the only lolicon in this episode: A man who has yet to be named (okay, I forgot his name…) confronts Suou and tells her how cute and deliciously flat chested she is. Pecha (squirrel-thing) saves the day, and Suou once again runs for her life.
NHK ni Yōkoso!
While escaping, Suou decides to meet up with her Myspace-friends, but no body remembers her (aka, they blocked her from their accounts 
). Everyone who was involved in the recent contractor-event had their memories erased, so now Suou has no friends. Fortunately, Nika forgot to update his Myspace still remembers everything and escapes from the hospital, refusing to take his Swine Flu Shot. He meets up with Suou and they go to a secret hideout to have copious amounts of SEX think of a plan. Or rather, Suou thinks of a plan: make a “Catch A Loli Predator” poster to lure Hei, and it works! Unfortunately, Hei is feelin’ very frisky…
*in Jigsaw voice* Suou... *WEEEZE* I want to play a game! *WINK WINK*
Now... *WEEZE* let me explain the rules! I will rub this lubricant all over your body... *WEEZE* but it will explode in 1 minute... *WEEZE* and 59 seconds
...the only way to survive *WEEZE* is to remove all your clothing... Let me assist you! *WEEZE*
"CRAP! THE POPO!!!" - "Unhand that loli, JIGSAW! The 'JIG' is UP!" (hurr hurr, SAW-what I did there? :3)
After coping way too many feels, Hei realized that she was not Shion. He decides to jam it in take her anyway, but more contractin’-lolicons get in the way. It’s Willy WANKER and the Magical Magician, whose remuneration is to reveal common magic tricks (like, you know the one where you pull a quarter out of someone’s ear? Like, stuff like that! IT’S NOT REAL!!!!! >:O) Hei handles him pretty quickly, but Black Suited Kissy Girl traps him in what appears to be an orb of electricity. Then there’s this trippy flashback sequence with Yin (aka Kirsi) and that’s it. THE END!
"Alright Willy WANKER, I brought the booty-licious-loli-goods. Now hand over the secret EVERLASTING GOBSTOPPER FORMULA!!!"
"No Yin! You must understand! I always change waifus every season! It doesn't mean I don't like you!" - Shin
"Where's MY happiness? Where's MY POCKET FULL OF RAINBOWS, huh Renton? Renton? REEENNNTTOOOOONN!!!" - Some Loser From Another Bones Production
Impressions:
OH EM GEE!!! KIRIHARA-DESU!!! She’s one of the characters who got me into my upper-lip fetish… I mean, it’s good to have her back, seeing how she was the best hawtest part of DTB season one. She was also shown in the OP, so hopefully we’ll continue to sniff her upper-lip see more of her. Yin was also a welcome appearance, but I’m still very confused by it all! Why was she naked, and why was Hei chasing after her? (oh wait…). It also seems like Hei was hired to do this loli-catching-work for the CIA, but what are they going to do with all those lolis?
Some highlights were the kissing-remuneration (where she had to rinse out the “bad aftertaste” after smooching that guy), the Suou-cop-a-feel-scene (screenshots above), and of course, Ki-RI-RI-RI-RI-RI-ha-ra desu! I’m glad Tanya will appear next episode, cause she was pretty hot too, and I would hate to just lose my Mc-Muffin-Russian gag! Speaking of Mc-Muffin-Contractors, I’m surprised by the death count in this show. People are dying left and right… and up and down too!
EDIT:
I forgot to mention that Suou’s brother is now a cross-dresser, and Pecha (the Squirel-thing) does the Dramatic-Look-Gopher in the OP…that is all!
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Shaping up better than I thought, despite the terrible OP showing Suou do mundane things, the squirrel, frollicking school friends, and lack of action.
Definitely more somber than the first season, there really aren’t any scenes as the normal guy “Li,” it’s all assassin mode Hei.
A high body count makes for good entertainment. Also, my impression from the flashback was that Yin is dead. I assume the cat from ep1 was Mao too, they wouldn’t have shown the close-up otherwise.
While I liked the OP song, I was hoping for something more kick-ass, so yea, the OP sucked!
I did like seeing Tanya in her bikini though…
I get this feeling that before Mao got shot (f that was Mao), he transferred his body into Pecha The Squirrel-Thing. It would be pretty funny hearing the squirrel talk out of nowhere with that deep voice of his =3
Well.. *I* really liked the OP.
It’s not bad, it just doesn’t seem Darker Than BLACK! =3
Also, I have a bias against
SonyPonies, but I do like me some Stereo Pony :O?? D:< !??!?
At least I didn’t bash Mikoto like I did in my first DTB2 post =3
That squirel-thing better die soon.
And yeah, the woman-in-black-with-the-kissu-remuneration looks hefty hot, so she better not die soon.
Kill the squirel goodamnit!
P-P-PECHA??!?! But Squirrel-Thing must live so we can have another Suou-bath-scene! D:
The other girl that she kissed also looked pretty cute, but she was wearing a skirt / no-pants! Don’t these girls understand the concept of winter?!? She did have a nice upper-lip though…
There’s too many different sects involved right now, it’s a bit confusing. That scene when the guy walks out of the wall to crush people reminds me of Ninja Scroll in the beginning, oh and that dude from the Fantastic 4.
So like the renumeration is something that people hate doing right? So I guess Shion really really liked walking? Or did he just have so little in the way of interests that it was the only thing left for him?
Oh and now that Hei’s cover is blown (his picture is everywhere!) I wonder if they’ll actually follow up on that or will that be a dropped plot point.
Yea, a lot of the characters remind me of X-Men / other-super-hero characters, like the Kissy-Gurl. She totally ripped off Spyke from X-Men Evolution (i did like her Lightsaber-Wood though).
Actually, April (she died in the first ep) liked drinking alcohol (her remuneration), so it’s not bad for all contractors. Shion likes to cross-dress, and that’s totally fine. We need more characters like him =3
Hmm, that does seem possible, but I hope they just drop it. There are way too many mysteries right now, so hopefully they’ll concentrate more on those, instead of silly-plot-points
I think I literally sat there laughing for 20mins LOL the captions are too funny!!.. poor Suou xD and Shion is so creepy. I don’t remember which blog it was from but he said that Yin is stuck in Hell’s gate which makes a lot of sense to me~
It would make sense if she’s really stuck in there, but meh, I’m not much of a Yin fan. She can stay there as long as she wants ;P. Despite that, I hope we get more info on the matter.
Ah Jeezy you kill me. I was a little worried with the first episode, considering all these new schoolkid kinda characters, a furry mascot, no Yoko Kanno, and only 12 episodes to work with. But it kicked in pretty fast now. Good action, a little Yin, the CIA… Kirihara <3
okay like, don’t even try to front! You were drooling all over Tanya just a minute ago (or rather, a week or so ago…), you Todoke-Doki-Loli-Polly! >=O
I could never be half the lolicon that Hei is. I even shaved recently, and I plan to cut my mullet any day now.
Why is everyone FRONTIN’ on Hei’s mullet/prickly-dicklies? I don’t think he looks like a hobo at all! He’s actually more attractive this way, what da ya say, ladies? *CRICKET CRICKET* Okay he looks horrible, but I like it! Maybe I’m into hobo types
or maybe I really really liked Welcome to the NHKThis post kinda makes me want to see this now, but I’m also under the impression that it isn’t at all like how Jesus159159159 describes it…
OH I see! So I “kinda” make you want to see it? I FAIL AT BLOGGING! D:
First off, thanks for addressing me with all those numbers, and also, it’s fine if you shorten it to Jesus159. Your fingers must be tired, and that’s the last thing I want for my readers! XD (well, you probably just copy/pasted my name, and that’s fine too…)
and secondly, you’d be surprised how accurate my blog posts are compared to others ;3
yep this is pretty much accurate.
*HIGHFIVES* Another satisfied customer!!! >=D
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I love this post. I was thinking the same when I saw Hei carrying Suou… He’s a fucking Lolicon…
Well, most of us wouldn’t mind carrying Suou… but I’d prefer Tanya instead
and I love all my readers!