
I've always wanted to be a member!... I was just... too shy to ask!
July 29, 2007 at 11:51 pm
Well this is an interesting turn of events! For those who are familiar with me (Jesus159159159), it comes to no surprise that I am a loyal stalker follower and big-time-fan of Sea Slugs Anime Blog! So much in fact that I am willing to abandon Super Forshizzle Kitten! to fulfill my dreams of blogging along side Kabitzin! Perhaps abandon is not the right word, because if you liked the content on Sufoki (Super Forshizzle Kitten), you will be happy to know that I will continue that format exclusively for SS!AB! This day will mark the first out of four movies step to The Rebuild of Super Forshizzle Kitten, or as some may call it: The Resurrection

BFF-4-1UP!!! (note: check spoilers after reading the post)
I guess I’ll tell you how this all started. Before Kabitzin’s “No I In Team” post, he had personally contacted me to become a permanent member of Sea Slugs. It was very temping and also very strange, considering I not-so-long ago started my own blog which he helped pimp out (thx to Epic Win! as well). It’s as if he were fattening me up before OM-NOM-ing me whole! *blush* KYA~ *smacks himself across the face*
So anyways, after a long discussion with Kabitzin, we have decided it would be in your (and our) best interest to combine forces! I’m officially the 5th Child (well, technically I’m the 4th since I was chosen before Epi, but he posted his intro first. Also, the Number 5 is a lot cooler)! For those who did follow me on Sufoki, I’ll try to explain myself in a series of self-made questions:

"Jesus159159159, I dub thee with my powers!" *BZZZT* *BZZZT* "OH GAWD TEH PAOHWURS!!"

"WTF!!! Bitch! Just take them already!" "I-I-I'm sorry! It's just very emotional for me!"
What Will Happen to Super Forshizzle Kitten?… I sort of liked that name!
Unfortunately, Super Forshizzle Kitten/Sufoki will no longer be updated, and of course the reason being my full-time employment on this site. I wouldn’t want to stress myself putting 159% effort on two blogs! It’s not so much of an abandonment since you can expect the exact same content here!
What about all those series that you never finished blogging? Like K-ON, Ristorante Paradiso, Natsu no Arashi, Haruhi 2009, Canaan. Ef Man! You didn’t finish anything!
Good news always come before the bad; It’s Master Pun-ery 101! (Unless you want to be an ass and read the Bad News first)
- Good News: I will finish blogging every show I have started. There will just be an extremely long delay because recent shows have top priority also cause I’m lazy.
- Bad News: Every show with one exception, and that would be
Haruhi 2009Canaan (because Kabitzin will take care of that). It wouldn’t make sense to have two bloggers competing for the same readers, especially on the same blog! You can kiss Mario-Canaan goodbye!
Will you continue to draw fan-sketches for each episodic you write?
Opps! I guess I did forget to mention one very important change! Kabitzin strictly (*BLUSH*) made it clear that we should be on time with every post. To be completely honest, fan-sketches would sometimes take longer than a few minutes to complete, so unfortunately, the answer is no. But I do have more information regarding that in a latter post, so please look forward to it.

*sniff* What did I ever do to deserve this?!
Kabitzin and I have a very similar goal in mind while writing each post, and that is to entertain the reader. Sea Slugs Anime Blog has a long history of witty, thought-provoking, and emotional posts that I am very intimidated to live up to that. Regardless, I am honored he would chose me to continue that lineage. It really does mean a lot to me. Thank you everyone who supported me during Super Forshizzle Kitten!’s run, and I hope you will continue to support me on Sea Slugs!

CHUG! CHUG! CHUG E CHEESES!!!
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About Jesus159159159: I am part of the 2nd Generation of Sea Slug writers. My interests include watching anime, eating Cheez-Its, admiring the curvaceousness of upper-lips, sniffing upper-lips, applying chap-stick to upper-lips, and drawing. I will mainly blog light-hearted shows and take things out of context for everyone to enjoy. |

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Wow, I certainly didn’t expect this turn of events…but I suppose I also can’t say I’m entirely surprised, considering how long you’ve been lurking around these parts. In any case, congratulations on getting enlisted at one of the most awesome blogs evarrr. ^_^
Judging from the style you exhibited in your posts at SuFoKi, I’m sure you’ll fit right in here, although Kabitzin does tend to be a bit shorter on summary and longer on witty commentary (sorry, just calling it how I see it!)
I am a bit sad to see the sketch thing go by the wayside, but considering how much effort that kind of thing takes, I was kind of wondering how long you’d be able to keep up with that anyway. In any case, I’m glad you’ve found an excellent outlet for your creativity and that you haven’t actually abandoned blogging.
Oh, and I wouldn’t worry too much about your old blog. As much fun as it is to have some independence and your own hang out, you couldn’t ask for a better home than Sea Slugs, and having teammates helps you keep motivated in the long run. Heck, I’d probably come write for Sea Slugs if Kabitzin asked nicely. Well… maybe.
Finally! I don’t have to log-out of Sea Slugs just to comment! (Blue Box FTW!) (side note: I don’t know if anyone noticed, but for awhile, one of my comments on Kabitzin’s Spice and Wolf II post was green. Hope I didn’t ruin the surprise for anybody!)
First, I must thank you again for pimping out Sufoki back in the day! Second, about those fan-sketches: Again, there will be more information regarding fan sketches in a later post. You’ll just have to wait til then ;3 Perhaps a good idea would be to stalk this site on monday *WINK WINK*
OK, that wink is starting to creep me out.
Do I really want to check back on Monday?
Oh BTW, I would be remiss if I didn’t give you props for using not 1, not 2, but 4 Hidamari Sketch pictures in your first post. That’s definitely starting things on the right foot.
Lets just say, if you like Card Captor Sakura, ur gonna want to check back on Monday =D
I think you should check one more time my friend. That would be FIVE Hidamari Sketch pictures (one is in the spoilers)
Oh wow, I didn’t even notice the hidden stuff! Omake~!
Glad to know I can call you J159, that’s so much easier to type. And yes, I too would love to know what happened to Totali. T_T
J159′s posts are like Easter Egg hunts
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Your new designation is three of three. Your old blog has been assimilated your creative talent will adapt to service us, resistance is futile…
I always knew Maria was a SUGOI goomba.
… as long as Kabitzin is the one holding me down, I guess it’s not so bad
yea, Maria does have a pretty fat head. Alittle chunky around the sides as well =3
Le chat est mort; vive le chat!
Okay, first I had to use Google-Translate for Crusader’s military speech *ba dum psh*, and now this? D= I’ll assume it says:
“The cat is dead, long live the cat!” sort of makes sense, French is powerz. ^_^
Looking forward to read you here. And I hope you’ll be more active than on Sufoki. Kittens will conquer the world soon! xD
lol, wow! That does sound pretty cool I must admit, but people don’t know that
cats are the smelliest house hold petserr I mean, kitties are cute :3If school doesn’t get in the way of blogging (which it most definitely will… can’t avoid it!), then yes, I also hope I’ll be more active here.
ogawd WHY.
… is that… really you? My love?!?
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O_O… so IT IS YOU!!! I REMEMBER THAT COMMENT COUNT LIKE IT WERE THE BACK OF MY VAGIN-okay okay, let’s keep this PG shall we?
but yea! *fanboy hat on* Remember along time ago when I captioned that Yoshinoya pic with the “smoke this!”? Well, now that I have improved my photochopping skills, I was able to insert a real cigarette in there (although, it was very hard to find a cig in that position…and it’s not the best chop ever). Anyways, thanks again for commenting… I can finally put my love to rest! *drops necklace into the ocean*
OMG Jesus Lives and is Resurrected! :P
I knew it! haha. was actually wondering if you are the *other special team member* Kabitzin was referring to, looks like my speculation was correct. Awesome!! ^__^ All in the name of good fun, long live Sea Slugs! =D
It’s funny cause I actually deceived quite a few people! I even told them something along the lines of:
and people actually believed me! AHAHAHA! FEELS GOOD TO BE BAD!!! >=D
I didn’t even think of that! It seems a few astute readers had their suspicions
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Woohoo! It’ll be fun working with ya Ichigo900…1
I was waiting for you to post for a while but you didn’t so I posted first haha!
Hyuk-hyuk, it was pretty amusing seeing around 10 drafts in the dashboard! Also, this post HAD to be released on 08/15/09 at 1:59 AM (EST)! It was all part of the plan! (and on a side note, I even posted this link for my 1,159th tweet on twitter! =D)
I totally saw this coming. I have predictive powerz. Good luck!
Predictive powers? Hmm… did you even predict Totali’s Downfall? D:
Thx! And I’ll make sure to try my best! =3
What would Kabitzin say to absorbing Sufoki into SS!AB too? ;-) That would certainly make it easier to follow your uncompleted series *coughRistoranteParadisocough*
P.S. And I heartily approve of the first half of your post title – manipulative little skanks!
PPS Man, I love Ajax Comment Edit.
I had to wait for this post, but the Sea Slugs! Anime Blob should absorb another hapless victim at some point. Don’t cry, it’s more like scavenging in this case!
Holy macaroni and cheese! Glad I got rid of them while I had the chance!
and yes, me and Kabitzin were discussing merging Sufoki with SS!AB. In fact, the discussion ultimately led up to this post =D… I think
Ha! I should have guessed. Congratulations to no only be worthy enough to become part of the Sea Slugs Team!
Was it really that obvious? D=… well yea, I guess it was. The only other person who would be picked personally by Kabitzin would be Chris/Kurisu, but he’s a meanie
I just noticed my comment stopped mid-thought. Damn writing something, then deleting it without double-checking that the rest of the comment made sense!
lol, at first I thought your comment said:
but that couldn’t be! Either way, I understand what you were trying to say, so no hard feelings
Sneaky, sneaky, after I grilled you about this very subject. I will come to you when I need a secret kept! Actually, I probably won’t.
At any rate, this makes sense in the best possible way. But why are you so worried about me punching kittens if you’re killing them??
Believe me, it was not easy keeping this a secret from you (especially since I usually tell you everything! i.e: that fanart ;3). I will admit that our discussion on upper-lips was quite enjoyable, you big pervert!
Look, Kittens would want a quick, painless death, NOT TORTURE (and then dying)!
Whoa, gattai power! I’m both surprised and not surprised if that’s possible. Congrats new Ichigo 9000!
I find it funny that the one person who started calling me Ichigo9000 (and a bunch of other mean names! =O) has yet to comment here! Hope he’s reading this!
Geethus, you know ever since I’ve been torn apart and reborn as Kurisu, my interests have started to shift and drift away from anime, especially anything current. The last anime I’ve enjoyed were older classics and some obscure OVAs. Henceforth, I haven’t really been following this or any other anime blog.
My friend girl even discovered my first grey hairs which means…well I have no idea what it means.
Nevertheless, I’m pleased to see that Kabitzin is still going strong i.e., “doin’ his thang” as some like to say. I’ve discovered Sea Slugs! in 2003 when I was watching Madlax, one of the first then current series I followed while it was being aired. Ever since it’s been my favourite English anime blog because of its unique style and because it’s a friendly, accessible, well-written, humorous blog. It was about time to put more emphasis on the “team” aspect and I think you the unwooded carpenter and the likewise epic Epi are very suitable editors for this blog. Nonetheless Kabitzin might have to pull out his whip and put you on a tighter leash because, you know, this is no ZOMFGWTFBBQ.
KAH-RAI-SUE!!! I see you’re still doing well (except for the grey/gray hairs), and I’m sorry to hear that your interest in anime has fallen quite a bit. (Also, you have a friend girl?! AWESOME!!!)
Hey hey hey! This post is about MY life story, NOT YOURS!
Oh, but he already has! *BU-RA-SHU*
I also realized that I would have to tone down some of my work, but at the same time Kabitzin specifically chose me because of that content. I do try to be as nice as possible to the readers though. Actually, I think I’m generally a nice guy (a bit weird, but still a nice guy), and I think that’s very important for a blog as important as this one. Sometimes I hate how people can be such assholes to others and still have people all over their cocks like they’re god or something, which is something I try to avoid. If your only funny by being mean to others, that’s not comedy at all (except for when we fight, cause then it’s like a married-couple thing
). Anyways, why am I talking about this again?
I will try my best to make you and Kabitzin proud! =3
Oh, so you’ve been playing coy all along, you sneaky bastard. Then again, I’d probably be more surprised if Kabitzin’s personal choice wasn’t you. Congrats!
Looks like Sea Slug! has just absorbed two blogs… or at least their authors!
Well, he’ll be absorbing my blog pretty soon… or maybe not-so-soon. I’d probably have to edit some links or stuff. Perhaps a good time to be eaten is when I decide to finish blogging those other series
Hey, pretty cool that you joined SS! Will be looking forward to your posts here XD.
and I’ll be looking forward to your figurine give-a-ways!
(EVERYBODY VISIT ZENICAL’S SITE!!! SHE’LL BE HAVING ONE MORE GIVE-A-WAY CONTEST!!!… I don’t know when though
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ACTUAL TEAM BLOG ALERT
We shall Alert Blog Team ACTUAL!!!
err, I mean, your power level is only 3? *tsk tsk*
btw, and this is no offense to Mikoto, but every time I see your gravatar, I notice that there’s some weird mark on her face… are you a wife beater?
lern2blush
Nice Sea Slug!
Drawing the Sea Slug in 1080p wasn’t easy, but I did try my best
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So where do I put SS!AB on my blogroll now, considering that there’s at least one confirmed lolicon??
Clearly it belongs in the seaslugcon category.
PEDOS!!!errr, well, the non-pedo/pedo list is very populated, so if it’s not too much to ask, “Closet Pedo” would be just fine! Especially since we’ll be on top of Totali… *BLUSH*@0rion:
You might wanna check back at Super Forshizzle Kitten. I left a reply to your comment
Make it a really skanky, strung-out, chain-smoking Akari.
Hmm, I don’t know about skanky, but I’ll definitely give her a STANKY upper-lip! *smacks himself and Kabitzin* HOW COULD YOU!?!?! I would NEEEEVEERRR draw Akari like that!
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* sigh *
I knew it was gonna turn out like this…
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