Maybe it’s just me, but doesn’t that dark evil side of you just want to pass by and blurt out the spoilerific ending to a series when you hear some people discussing the deep mystery? The kind where the person who has seen the series is instantly pissed at you and the person who hasn’t finished the series is now ruined and robbed of the will to live. Ahhh, good times.
Well, I saw this AWESOME post that lists spoilers for several major films, books, etc. in 6 words or less. I think we should list some great anime spoilers in 6 words or less. Anyone have any? I’ll start it up.
I think it goes without saying that there are spoilers below…
- It’s a doll — Rurouni Kenshin (manga)
- Chrno and Rosette die — Chrno Crusade
- Rentarou keeps them both — Futakoi Alternative
- Everyone splits up — Samurai Champloo
- Hideyoshi is a Goran — Buzzer Beater (manga)
- Reset ending — Mai Hime
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Hhmh.. lessee…
Shirou and Saber destroy the Grail - Fate/Stay Night
Grave dies fighting alongside with Harry - GunGrave
Hachimaki goes to Jupiter - PlanetES
New life for everyone - RahXephon
Sis-con wins - DaCapo
Sis-con wins - Canvas 2
Maiku’s sister is Karen - Onegai Twins
Snape kills Dumbledore! - Harry Potter
I usually throw in spoilers randomly into my blog entries about shows, like Kanon waaaay early on i already said Akiko gets run over, Makoto is a fox, and Ayu is in a coma. D:
I usually target really popular shows (if i know the ending already) and spoil it all once it booms in popularity, just to be a douche.
Ooh, my turn.
Aizen did it - Bleach
Sasuke joins the enemy - Naruto
Going Merry dies - One piece
Griffith sacrifices Everyone for power - Berserk
Fate is a clone of a dead girl - Nanoha
The group breaks up, and Spike dies - Cowboy Bee-Bop
The Main Character is an alien robot girl - Angel Links
Sienna marries all of them - Tenchi GXP
Tenchi is a being more powerfull than hyper dimensional beings - Tenchi
Rei absorbs everyone, exept Shinji and Asuka - Evangellion movies
>> Snape kills Dumbledore! - Harry Potter
LOL. I heard that one two or three times by my friends, before even reading the first book.
I have some, too :
- Maes Hughes is killed by Envy (Fullmetal Alchemist)
- Lucy killed Kohta’s family (Elfen Lied)
- Mamiina is killed (Simoun)
- Rin chooses Asa (Shuffle!)
- Rem kills L (Death Note)
- Chikane rapes Himeko (Kannazuki no Miko)
- The ending is shit (Neon Genesis Evangelion)
Damn, I clicked on that link and found out there is no Santa! Everything is ruined now!
Oh, and coincidentally I just wrote a massively spoilerific blog post and can’t be bothered to edit any warnings into it. Gwakaka.
I knew almost everything here, but I didn’t know about Death Note. Ah well. The last episodes are shit anyways, and I have a feeling that it’ll continue to be that way.
Interesting post, Kabitzin. Unfortunately, I forgot most endings so this list’ll be pretty short.
Oboro and Gennosuke die together - Basilisk
Takayuki chooses Mitsuke (bastard!) - Kimi ga Nozomu Eien
George and Yukari split - Paradise Kiss
Nanami and Yano split - Bokura ga Ita
Amon and Robin disappear together - Witch Hunter Robin
Oooooh these are some good ones! Keep em coming!
Haruhi ends up with no-one - Ouran Host Club
Ikumi fucked his own sister - Infinite Ryvius
Hitomi goes back to Earth - Escaflowne
Char and Amuro die(?) together - UC Gundam
Vash doesn’t kill Knives - Trigun
Everyone dies, some are reborn - Wolf’s Rain
Franz dies - Gankutsuou
The Count dies, too - Gankutsuou
Love saves the world - any season of Sailor Moon (OMG I NEVER SAW IT COMING!)
And a little special on a little known but very momentous anime, Legend of Galactic Heroes…
Kircheis dies
Another person dies that I won’t spoil because everyone should suffer as I did when I realized that this person was going to bite it.
Reinhard dies
Hell, most of the main cast dies anyway.
Forgot one for LoGH - The FPA is crushed like a bug. :3
OMG LoGH spoilers!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I never made it through that epic. I’m glad it ended the way I expected.
She’s in the hospital. - Kanon
They defeat all of Tenka’s family. - Sumomomo Momomo (manga)
Kazuki ends up with clones of himself to please his whole harem. - Maburaho
They really ARE all his sisters. - Sister Princess
Rosette and Chrno are reunited and don’t die (yet). - Chrno Crusade (manga)
Ruri is a clone. - Tokyo Underground (manga)
Narumi Ayumu is a clone. - Spiral (manga)
Yuizaki Hiyono is an undercover spy working for Kyotaka and that’s not her real name. - Spiral (manga)
Lina defeats Hellmaster Phibrizzo (however you spell that) and kisses Gourry. - Slayers Next
Spike dies. - Cowboy Bebop
(Do I need to go on? lol)
You forgot 911.
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Well, then.
Michal gets Hotaru’d — Pichi Pichi Pitch Pure/second arc
Hayate gets cured — Nanoha A’s
She’s not possessed — Digimon Tamers
She’s the wrong girl — Corrector Yui
Alien lolis did it — Soukou no Strain
Miracles solve everything — Kanon
Wait, actually, they don’t — AIR
SPIKE DIES
Everybody dies. *Absolutely* everybody. — Ideon
Reset button ending. — Sailor Stars
They lose the war. — Simoun
Only the yuri robots survive. — Yokohama Kaidashi Kikou
They stay together; she still dies. — Hantsuki
She wasn’t really a guy. — Cheeky Angel
Yasuna. No, wait — Tomari. — Kashimashi
It’s a sled. — Citizen Kane
Floef chooses male. — Simoun
They’re really in purgatory. — Haibane Renmei
It’s a Mahayana Buddhist allegory. — Utena
Takano. — Otoboku
*Not* Tomoyo, darn it. — Card Captor Sakura
She’s transgendered. — The Crying Game
They aren’t really siblings. — Marmalade Boy
They don’t go to Koshien. — Princess Nine
Mune-Mune is grandma. — Abenobashi
Double suicide. — Oniisama E
Face it, people: jpmeyer owns you all. So tasteful. I was tempted to write “Darth Vader is Luke’s father”, but now there’s no sense in it.
And another thing: no fair running over 6 words.
B.C. is a trap - Vandread
Akira is a reverse trap - Mai-Hime
Mikaze carries Space Lesbian Virus - Stratos 4
Reki died on tracks - Haibane Renmei (someone did it above, but it was somewhat weak, IMHO)
pft I said spike dies before JP did
Meep said it before any of you did:
http://www.seaslugteam.com/archives/2007/03/01/omg-spoilers/#comment-52858
(This is why I didn’t write it.)
If Haibane Renmei was about the purgatory, I’ll commit a deadly sin right now.
Even though you’re referring to anime spoilers, I can’t help but insert the obligatory AERIS DIES.
Reading some of these ancient spoilers made me think of the following webcomic-strip.
As Regards Spoilification
Cheers.
I forgot to include these earlier so…
Hakuoro is the final boss (Utawarerumono)
Almost everyone is evil, and dies (Chevalier)
Syaoran is a clone (Tsubasa)
The curse gets broken (Furuba)
Akito is a woman (also Furuba)
Tohru ends up with Kyo (have I spoiled Furuba enough yet?)
Misaki has Ghoul DNA (Divergence Eve)
Akiba dies, Mine has his child (Eternal Sabbath)
Life goes on (numerous series)
I was reading that list the other day and was ruined on a few movies I hadn’t seen lol. I don’t like spoilers, but thankfully most people say ‘Spoiler’ before posting, so they’re not very hard to avoid.
I had to scroll down this page really fast though to avoid spoiler comments!
All spoilers for 3×3 Eyes (Manga)
Yakumo dies… every 2nd chapter.
Takuhi dies but Pai gets another one.
It´s not amnesia, shes posessed.
Benares is a Dragon.
Galga doesn´t get revived it´s a doll.
Haan dies, stays dead, but gets cloned.
Anubis takes Yakumos hearth… literally.
Shunkai dies and stays dead, but releases Chen Aguri from petrification.
Ugly =/= evil.
Pai gets cloned.
Mankind gets turned into noodles.
Yakumo blows himself up to turn it back.
They stay immortal.
To complete what Fodica said: Siscon wins - Gift ~eternal rainbow~
Anime spoilers! (as likely no same as manga)
honey & clover - hagu chooses shu
Elfen Lied - Kohta chooses lucy / nyu
3×3 eyes - pai is a snake!
!ah my goddess - Morisato doesn’t get any
fist of the north star - julia (ruria) dies , and stays dead in the end!
tenchi in tokyo - tenchi kisses ryoko
Great Teachr Onizuka - he keeps his job
Read Or Die - paperman is alive!
Ikki Tousen - Hakufu doesnt die
Urotsukidoji - tentacle monster wins
Excel saga - macross FAILS it
Dragonball Z - the fights do happen (eventualy)
Kiddy Grade - lumi’s particle power saves them
Azumang Daioh - osaka graduates 0.o
Chobits - Chi doesnt die or forget
a little snow fairy sugar - sugar passes
airmaster - airmaster fails last fight
Kashimashi ‘Girl Meets Girl’ - Hazumu chooses Yasuna
Kokoro library - customer brings book back
Petopeto-san - she chooses stardom!
Well its probly 90% accurate its what i remember after all.
Yakitate! Japan - The clown is the lost prince
Peacemaker Kurogane - Ayu-nee dies
BECK - The band gets to tour America, Koyuki and Maho never really hook up
Fullmetal Alchemist - Ed goes through the Gate, Al comes back as a kid
Eureka7 - Renton and Eureka show the world how to love each other
You guys have said all the endings I was going to say for anime so now am saying some for movies!
The Sixth Sense- Bruce Willis is allready DEAD!
Catch-22-Yossarian gets out alive!
300-The Spartans die!
Old Boy-He is in love with his own daughter!
X-men the last stand-Xavier dies!
The matrix-Neo dies!
V for vendetta-V dies!
Star Wars episodes-Anakin becomes Darth Vader!
Spiderman-Eddie Brock becomes Vemon!
Titanic-Jack dies!
Cast Awaty-Tom Hank escapes the island! But loses Wilson in the process!
Identity-None of them really exist, they are all part of a psychopaths fantasy!
Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya: She’s God.
Kanon: Just give her the headband already!
Hellsing: We get it, he’s Dracula.
Azumanga Daioh: They all go to college.
Noir: Kirika did it.
Dokuro-chan: Dear god, this sucks.
Higurashi no Naku Koroni - Rika always dies and Oyashiro-sama is a cute and largely benevolent god.
Death Note - Ryuk kills Light
Jigoku Shoujo - Enma Ai dies. Permanently.
Yugioh - His name is Atem.
Full Moon wo Sageshite - Eichi is dead.
@: Melacanth (4)
Mar 21st, 2007 at 3:38 pm
“Titanic-Jack dies!”
Wrong, he gets defrosted in the second part! - Titanic 2
You mean he’s Jack Frost?
Inuyasha- He wakes up
Hana-kimi- Everyone realizes she’s a girl, and Sano loves her anyway.
Bleach- Captian Azien faked his death, and became all evil. Rukia wasn’t adopted, her sister was her step-broter’s wife, and Gin (As creepy as he was) Was actually a good guy. OH. And that guy who has the number 69 on his face is alive too O_o
Oh, and Rukia stays in Soul Society, and does not die.
OH. And Ichigo’s father is a Soul Reaper.
Naruto- Naru-chan dies.
Only the Ring Finger Knows- Wataru and Yuichi end up living together.
Skip Beat- She wins.