You Forgot A Field

I don’t know if it’s because I have been reading too much Memento, or if I am just a heartless bastard, but when I saw this story, the first thing I thought was that this was definitely the work of Kira. Will the police ever catch him?!

8 Comments

  1. Posted 7/5/2006 at 11:03 am | Permalink

    LOL. I wonder if there’s a real life Kira running loose now :P.

  2. Blaze (3)
    Posted 7/5/2006 at 11:35 am | Permalink

    Kira…. OTL… If there is real Kira in this world, HORAY~~~(I’m not guilty)

  3. Posted 7/5/2006 at 12:03 pm | Permalink

    Heart attack at 64? This is clearly the work of govt spooks

  4. Chris (556)
    Posted 7/5/2006 at 12:50 pm | Permalink

    Cray, what do you mean? Even people in their 40s (sometimes much younger people) die from heart attacks. It might even be the most common way death cause, it’s certainly neither cancer, AIDS, terrorism or Baku-Ten.

  5. Posted 7/5/2006 at 1:39 pm | Permalink

    I ran into Kira yesterday at Burger King. He said he was on his way to the Rainbow Family gathering. Clearly, it was all a ruse!

  6. Posted 7/5/2006 at 5:06 pm | Permalink

    Chris, I’m just playing. But now you’ve ruined it, because a joke is never funny when it has to be explained ;)

  7. Posted 7/6/2006 at 12:13 am | Permalink

    who’s kira?

  8. Posted 7/6/2006 at 12:20 am | Permalink

    Ken Lay died of guilt. Not a heart attack.

    Sadly, I’d prefer to have hired one of the GunSlinger Girls to kill him, though…

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