Mmmmm orangy vampires
Morning Rescue or Coke Zero Free?
- Morning Rescue (75%, 183 Votes)
- Coke Zero Free (25%, 61 Votes)
Total Voters: 244
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- What’s the point of drinking Coke if it has no caffeine?
- I bet that Morning Rescue stuff tastes like tang… but then again if it’s a morning rescue I wonder if there’s caffeine?
- I bet they are both horrible
- Neither is likely as good as Poccari Sweat and definitely no where nearly as good as Brawndo
- Winner: No one’s stomach
Kabitzin
- CZF is a good alternative to the blood of white women that your strict Asian vampire dad would not approve of; MR is a good alternative to watching cute kitten videos while pretending to do work in your oppressive cubicle
- Morning Rescue has its own jingle
- Morning Rescue can inspire you to give your wannabie-Puella-Magi daughter some brilliant advice (at night even)
- If CZF tasted good, there’d be no fanged girls; obviously this is not the case
- Both seem to give you an orangish tan and bad hair, but I would give the slight edge to CZF here
- CZF may help you grow facial hair
- I’m biased against carbonated drinks and I can already grow facial hair, so I rappel down and choose you Morning Rescue!
Halfadeckshort
- Is it Morning Rescue or Moaning Lescue? Advantage: Morning Rescue.
- Both the Morning Rescue crew and the vampire come from the sky, but the Rescue crew uses proper safety equipment. Safety first! Plus, they deliver. Advantage: Morning Rescue.
- Hot girls apparently prefer hirsute vampire types over boring salarymen and guys in orange jumpsuits. By association, hot girls would naturally flock to you if you could get your hands on a large supply of Coke Zero Free. Advantage: Coke Zero Free.
- Ultimately, CZF may keep you safe from vampires at night, but it offers no protection against sleepiness during the day. Since the chances of having a overly long and boring meeting are exponentially higher than that of running into a vampire, I have to go with Morning Rescue. Winner: Morning Rescue.
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Voting Morning Rescue because that guy doesn’t have creepy eyes.
You have different standards for creepy than I do, obviously. There’s something desperate-cheerful about the Morning Rescue guy, like he sold his soul to an evil little mascot mephistopheles for the chance to deliver liquid pick-me-ups to cubicle denizens, and he wants to get as much out of it as he can while he can.
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Morning Rescue, because I’m a morning person, I like orange stuff, and the commercial make me feel like I am being rescue. Well sadly it is not rescuing me from the sadness of Madoka Magica ;_;
As appealing as the thought of carving my own ice spheres to drop in my soft drink is, I’m going to go with the lift-me-up power of MOANING LESCUE!
The Morning Rescue commercial is awesome. I want to be a Morning Rescue guy for Halloween. Or hell, tomorrow.
Lol best poll evar!!
why is morning rescue winning?! the guy looks like such a hippie.
Coke looks cool, it’s a golden can *.*
Neither, because CZF has pointless and MORNING RESCUE IS LCL…
I miss living in Japan mostly due to the commercials.
How can you not vote for MOOOOAAANING LESKYUUUU
Why choose? How about Morning Rescue during the day and Coke Zero Free at night? Those are apparently the only appropriate times to have each.
So I noticed, just from the screencap you had up there, that MOUNIN LESKYUU says “ウコンのカ” (ukon no ka) which, unless I’m wrong, translates to “The power of turmeric”. I originally thought it was a delicious orange-flavored morning drink, and now all I can think about is a huge bottle of turmeric tea from Okinawa.
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OMG Morning Rescue now available for pre-order via J-List! LOL
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