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Vote for us in Round 4 of the AniBlog Tournament!
Summary:
Blue Steel? Ferrari? Le Tigra? They're the same face!
When you visit Baka-Raptor’s site, the first thing that strikes you is how poor his range of expression is. Look at that image above. Compared to Nama-ko’s incredible expressiveness, Baka-Raptor looks like Laura Bush. Doesn’t anybody notice this? I feel like I’m taking crazy pills! You’d think someone injected his entire face with Botox or something.
And if you think his facial skills are bad, you should check his counting skills. They’re worse than Scamp’s. Examine Baka-Raptor’s archive list in the bottom right and you’ll notice that he cannot count down past 2008. He literally does not know what number comes next. Naturally he just lumps all previous years into “Baka-Raptor: Prehistoric” and hopes that his readers share his poor eyesight. Oh, I’m on to you Baka-Raptor. I know.
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Hopped up out tha bed / Turned ma swag on / Took a look in tha mirror said wassup / Yeeeeea I'm gettin money (ohh)
Now I know you probably skipped the whole summary section and think that Baka-Raptor is a real OG, but don’t be fooled. Pimpin’ ain’t that difficult. The truth is that Baka-Raptor dresses the way he does because the only clothes he could afford were on sale September 1 at the Halloween clearance sale. It was probably on sale September 1, 2008 because any earlier and Baka-Raptor wouldn’t have been able to read the date on the flyer (back when he could see).
Don’t be fooled into thinking dinosaurs are awesome. Dinosaurs are only good for one thing, and that’s absorbing meteors. So do the right thing and vote for Sea Slugs! Anime Blog to advance to the Quarterfinals. If you don’t, you will immediately go bald, just like Baka-Raptor.
Epi’s Thoughts
I just thought I’d add in a few more reasons why Baka-Raptor sucks:
| SS!AB | Baka-Raptor | Judgement | Winner! | |
| Eyes | 12 | 0 | The Eyes have it… (I crack myself up). | SS!AB |
| Arms | 6 pairs of manly man arms | Girly Raptor arms, can barely open a door. | 12 thumbs up for… | SS!AB |
| Treating your staff well | Writers get free nama-ko doujin with every post over 1000 hits | Extra cast member Titus dies every video | Titus was excluded the last time, at the same time we have me mucking things up | Toss up |
| Fashion sense | Nama-Ko | Stuck a feather in his cap and called it macoroni | From Wikipedia:
As a term Doodle first appeared in the early seventeenth century,[4] and is thought to derive from the Low German dudel or dödel, meaning “fool” or “simpleton”. The Macaroni wig was an extreme fashion in the 1770s and became contemporary slang for foppishness.[5] The implication of the verse was therefore probably that the Yankees were so unsophisticated that they thought simply sticking a feather in a cap would make them the height of fashion.[6] |
SS!AB |
| Cosplay ability | We’re willing to dress up as Nama-Ko | He’s not willing to dress up as a Raptor | Paddling the school canoe? That deserves a paddling. | SS!AB |
| Lesbian content | Kabi-tan’s wife? Meet Nama-ko | Girly raptor right arm? Meet Baka-Raptor’s naughty bits | Not enough hentai to power girly raptor right arm before his eyes give out | SS!AB |
Totals:
SS!AB – 5
Baka-Raptor – 0
Tie – 1
Winner – Sea Slugs! Anime Blog
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This post was written by...
Kabitzin – who has written 1935 posts on Sea Slugs! Anime Blog.
One of the founders of Sea Slugs, I handle most of the blog admin tasks while wearing my I AM BOSS shirt. I like my action series well choreographed, and my romance series extra trashy. I also have a soft spot for puns.
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Nama-ko wants not half, not some, but all her votes: respect the chibi pimptress.
Yeah! Don’t make her break out the chibi-backhand!
You got my vote
Nama-ko >> Raptors
random but i like your Kimblee pick also sea slugs just gave you 100th vote
Thanks to both of you!
@clinton
Thank you,
I really liked last episode , especially the kimbley scene, so i felt like trying Kabatzins fotoshopguide on it and this is the result :p
Ha ha, tagline.
Nama-ko is preeeeetty hard to beat.
Gotta spread the truth!
*gasp* That’s not possible!
I was skeptical at first too…
Epi!!! i love ur worrrrrrks keep up da good works XD (my vote goes to SeaSlugs for ur pwnage work on FMA)
Hmm…when I first saw the other blogs listed,I was thinking that Seaslug Team would have an easy time winning every rounds!
But when I saw Baka Raptor’s site and voted (for Namako) there…it seems their mascot has more votes!!
So there is tough competiton it seems…good work with the campaigning Kabitzin!
And I cant help being awestruck by Epi’s analysis
I like SSAB for many reasons…
The contents are presented in a very clear manner…while its not so as I have observed in others…
And I’m surprised why Namako isnt receiving much votes
Anyways my vote goes for SSAB!
FYI Sea Slugs is wining atm O.o 51% to 49% lol
Baka-Raptor has his die-hard fans, plus there are a lot of voters who just don’t like episodic blogs, so we need all readers to lend us their support!
After all these campaigning, I started to like Nama-ko a lot more than ever
The farther in the tournament we go, the more Nama-ko art will get posted
I see no positive campaigning. Only negative. I am very disappoint. Time to go vote for Baka-Raptor I guess.
Because his campaign was more positive?
I don’t understand why this would make you vote for Baka-Raptor, so I guess you already had your mind made up…
Boring moe mascot never gets my vote.
I probably would have read your blog more if you used a real sea slug for a mascot (even though I don’t know what it is).
She’s wearing them in her hair…
plastic sea slug toys don’t count, unless you’re telling me they are alive and they use Nama-ko’s body as a host to deceive others
Yo, they are 4real, and in gattai-mode! So technically we have TWO sea slugs 4 a mascot.
Liar, SEA slugs can’t live out of the sea.
How can you be so sure? They can live a year without feeding. Plus they are on some sea green hair.
are you saying they are taking water from namako’s hair ? or maybe head
Who knows what she stores in those twin drills?
Good to see that old fashioned mudslinging is still in fashion.
The only thing old here is Baka-Raptor.
Okay, I didn’t want to do this, but: If we win, I’ll dress up as a lolicon. Or a trap. Whatever people want. (I expect your fan’s votes, Shin.)
I’m voting.
GAH!
I should have read this before voting for Baka-Raptor! ”’orz
…. :hmm:
Well…I…er…uh…LET ME EXPLAIN
Perhaps you could elaborate on what you mean by “lolicon”? The trap option sounds pleasing though… :love:
Yeah, you heard me right: not only will I dress up as a loli or a trap, but also as a lolicon. As for the trap option, well, I have two words: Kinoshita Hideyoshi.
Sold and sold.
@Hellomotto: Ball’s in your court. Are you a lolicon or a lolican’t?
Looks like both of you were scammed! Hellomotto will be out doing school-related-business for 2 weeks (some sorta trip, or something along those lines). Guess you’ll have to wait :love:
woooah little propagandaish you should at least give Baka-Raptor the lesbian thing. It’s been his M.O. since the start. It’s like saying your trap M.O. is greater than Impz. That’s just not possible. There is no comparison for Shiznat.
You’d like to think that, but Shizuru didn’t vote for Sea Slugs and now she’s all alone. You don’t want to end up all alone do you?
Technically, I saw Mai-HiME before Baka-Raptor and I blogged about it before he did as well… so did Kabi.
you are going to win you have adsorbed other anime blogs into yours so you can’t lose
GO TO THE FINAL FOUR
Yes, must gather more free fanart trophies!!!
This is like collecting ps3 trophies, but more lame.
Still, a vote for Namako is a vote for good green haired anime gals. I hate you Kabitizin but Namako compels me to vote for you. You suck
You cannot fight against your (green) roots!
WE DON’T EVEN KNOW IF DINOSAURS HAD PHALLUSES
Added vote 132. Faito! It’s really close, so SS!AB fans need to hurry up some more!
Yeah, gotta get the word out to all the SS!AB fans!
It’s all about who has more yuri content.
SSAB is actually the first blog and the only blog I read before I started blogging, so yea. Good luck in the tourney. ^ ^
By volume, Zyl has more recent yuri-related posts than Baka-Raptor I bet.
I knew those posts on Girl Friends would come in handy some day!
Go slugs go!! =D good luck seems close!
It’s been close from the start and the lead keeps changing hands!
I call bullshit on this. Alexa doesn’t lie. Your traffic is superior. Something is fishy.
Well, there’s more to it than just traffic. It could be several things. Maybe people just like B-R’s posts better, or our audience is mostly comprised of casual readers who don’t care about these contests, etc. All we can do is continue campaigning!
The difference guys, is that Baka-Raptor has almost 300 loyal readers, traffic doesn’t matter as long as each one of them votes for you, i can expect Baka-Raptor having at least more than that in votes, as most fans votes more than once, usually one from home and another from work.
There is nothing wrong with the polls, as the total number of votes haven’t exceed this number yet
Plus, one entire team of bloggers against only one blogger is not a fair competition right ? You guys have to be ashamed if you lose, in which you will.
I don’t see any reason for them to be ashamed. They aren’t doing anything unethical, just clean wholesome campaigning, unlike the competition. If it was me, I would have sunk to their level.
I actually have some respect for anyone who would blog that godawful Naruto manga for the sake of their audience.
Setting bee shooting dogs on Nama-ko is not fair ;_; T_T :`(
Looks like the intense campaigning is working. were ahead again with 251 to 250
GL SS!!
we need 8 more votes any one find your people to go and vote for sea slugs
Is it really that important to win the tourney…? >_>
yes and im not even a writer at sea slugs and this is the first time i have taken an active role in the tourney because they actully have a chance at losing this time
Why even participate if you’re not going to try to win? And thanks Clinton for your hard work! We need more readers to help us out because we have been trailing almost the entire time.
I lol’ed.
Baka-Raptor could so much crush you if he had his two eyes. In fact, you should be.
By the way, he’s about only 20 votes behind, and he do about nothing. He’s the king of the Anime blog, around for about 70 millions years and going for many more.
His blog can be described by three words : lesbians, manliness and randomness. How can this not be awesome?
simple if he can’t keep up he has done some canpaining and has given 201 reason’s why we should vote for him
he can’t beat sea slugs face it fan boy
We are all fan boy for something.
And by the way, guess who’s coming back from behind…
Well, we still have to keep campaigning and spreading the word because apparently his readers vote for him on 20+ different computers…
I just bought 3 new computer just so I can vote for Baka-Raptor!
If he win, I hope he will cry manly tears of achievement that will heal his sore eyes.
That’s my dream.