Now you have fox AIDS
Summary:
Next, I'm going to shave your back!
There’s some more swatting and blasting, and most of the Kyuubi’s attacks consist of giant balls of chakra with little evil globules in the middle. Killer Bee intercepts one particularly nasty blast, but that puts Killer Bee at his limit. From there, it’s the typical Naruto attack pattern with several clones diving in with big attacks while the real Naruto sneaks behind the Kyuubi for a bodyslam. Once the Kyuubi’s on his back, Naruto unleashes a Fuuton Rasen Shuriken ball that shaves all of the Kyuubi’s chest hair off. It’s the perfect opportunity for Naruto to pull out the Kyuubi’s chakra.
L2emo, Naruto
Unfortunately, if there is one thing the Kyuubi knows how to do, it’s hate. Once Naruto gets a taste of the Kyuubi’s dark cherry haterade, his one eyeball goes Hollow-mode and starts buzzing with negative thoughts. Killer Bee and Yamato are alarmed at how powerful the Kyuubi’s mind is, as Naruto finds his chakra being sucked in by the Kyuubi. That’s when it’s time for Naruto’s mom to appear. Fox vs. Cougar, next time.
Reaction:
Well, of course it was never going to be as simple as a contest to see who has the biggest (energy) balls. When Kyuubi told Naruto that Naruto couldn’t handle the Kyuubi’s emo, I suddenly understood how it is that Sasuke was able to turn the Kyuubi into bubbles that time he intruded into Naruto’s mind. Naruto emo << Kyuubi emo <<<<<<<< Sasuke emo. It all makes sense now.
I wonder how the rules work inside of Naruto. I noticed he could use the powerful needle/wind attack that would normally jack up his body, and I bet he can enter Sage Mode fairly easily. However, it’s hard to take the battle seriously when you have chakra-Naruto doing his best longcat impression. Now’s the perfect time for someone to step in to save Naruto, but I wonder if it will be Yamato, Gerotora, or someone completely different. And will Kushina smack Naruto around for trampling on Hinata’s heart?
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Kabitzin – who has written 1971 posts on Sea Slugs! Anime Blog.
One of the founders of Sea Slugs, I handle most of the blog admin tasks while wearing my I AM BOSS shirt. I like my action series well choreographed, and my romance series extra trashy. I also have a soft spot for puns.
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What? No mention of Kushina at all?
That would be so Harry Potter… Actually I didn’t mention it because somehow I forgot to read the last page, lol.
Jajaja I love it. Best Naruto commentary that I have read in a while.
There is one thing that really got me disappointed. I was expecting to see Kushina in a kunoichi uniform (of any nation but a sexy one), but instead she is still using her maternity dress.
But all will be fixed if Kushina spank Naruto for breaking and ignoring Hinata’s heart like that….kinda like a promise before giving 9tails power!!
Hinata? Who’s Hinata?
Kishi forgot she exists already and instead will introduce yet another character batch with “friends” theme and character copy from Sauce/Naruto, just like Killerbee and Incredibly-Lame-Black-Guy-who-Tried-to-kill-him.
It’s gonna be awesome when Naruto expects some great mom advice from Kushina but instead she just asks him when that fine young emo Sasuke will be back. Hey, it’s been lonely ever since Minato left Naruto’s head.
Haha yea…
Anyway, I'm excited to meet the cougar, though I'm not too fond of her looks!
“omg she looks liek sakura, omg kishimoto is liek, such a deeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep writer, he msuta have planned the entire story from chapter one!~~~~”
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REALY KISHI?
Wow, that almost beats the entire chapter of nothing, but naruto fighting DARKNESS OF EVIL OF DOOM…
Next chapter Naruto talks Kyuubi to death, we get another just-as-planned bullshit from naruto’s parents(who now seem to be omnipotent -.-) and we will move on into cliched final battle wagainst Madara’s evil where every ninja in th eworld will send his love into madara to defeat him
Like this.
Just wondering, UnknownVoice, but are you really posting the same comment in every single Naruto review blog?
Nope Just in the blogs I follow
You’ll be eating your words once the Kyuubi starts with the yo momma jokes to pull Naruto further into the dark side.
If this were FMA, it would be the clap.
… Yeah, I’ve got nothin’.
I like it! Here’s your reward, you crazy Lakers fan.
I was surprised at how difficult it was to find a picture of Paul Pierce with those horrible gnarly faux-sideburns that he’s rocking nowadays, but this one will have to do.
I feel proud that my silly pun led to this.
Kyuubi needed the haircut after being caged for so long.
Mommy is probably here to save Naruto’s behind and give him a pep talk on how to handle the emo. All part of preparation for handling Sasuke later.
Yeah, but if Naruto thinks the Kyuubi’s emo is bad, Sasuke’s gonna be sucking out his chakra in no time.
On a different note, it’s finally ass-kicking time in the anime. Guess I’ll watch one or two eps.
Is Naruto gonna come out of this with a magic eye of his own. Then the circle will be complete.
I don’t think he’ll get a bloodline-type eye, but Naruto gets proton (+) eyes when he adds Sage Mode to Kyuubi Mode. But what happens when proton eyes meet up against Sasuke’s electron eyes?!
The fox does seem fixated on hate. I’m betting this ends with it yelling “You don’t understand my DARKNESS” while it strikes a badly-drawn pose.
Kabitzin is right about one thing: even the Kyubi is smaller than Sasuke’s DARKNESS. Perhaps the Tailed Beasts and the eye techniques are all emo-based, so they connect. Like how Sage Mode connects with oil and toads and probably hemp too.
If that Kyuubi ever connects to the internet, the world will end.