Guess we're not using the Bong tonight...
"Guys, this is my mom! She also made tons of money back in her day, but she said I was too young to learn her secret..."
Because Ritsu forgot to return those Animal Crossing Costumes, the K-ONERS are ordered to find them while cleaning out their closet. After finding the costumes, Yui discovers a very expensive looking case, and inside she finds a very not-so-expensive looking guitar (or so she thought). Miss Sawako even agrees that this guitar is not very expensive looking, so she orders her troops to sell it for club-house money.
On the way to the Guitar Shop, Mugi realized that there is an anime convention Super Market nearby that sells dingle-hoppers. Mio was also interested in buying a yafa storage unit, so, as expected, the gang ditch the Guitar Shop and go straight to the convention.
"HEY AZUSA, WHO DO YOU THINK I AM?!?! NO, REALLY!!! WHO DO YOU THINK I AM?!?!"
"Why did I come to this Weeaboo Convention..."
"ummm, Bob the Builder?" - "NO YOU IDIOT, IT'S GURREN LAGGAN!!! ONLY THE BEST MECHA ANIME IN THE UNIVERSE!!! GOD AZUSA, YOU'RE NOT A HARDCORE OTAKU LIKE I AM!!! VRRRRMMM!!!"
"HEY AZUSA!!! WHO YOU GONNA CALL?!?! CMON THIS IS EASY!!! THAT GUY FROM HONEY I SHRUNK THE KIDS WAS IN THIS MOVIE!!!"
"I'm just gonna ignore her..."
After a terrible experience at the convention, the gang finally arrive at the Guitar Shop where the sales clerk offers them 500,000 yen for the not-so-expensive looking guitar. Apparently, the guitar is very expensive and was played by Jesus, but the gang didn’t care about the details. They took the money with their grubby little hands and jetted out of there.
Back at the club house, Miss Sawako wanted to know where her dough be-at, but Ritsu and her Kirby-like power destroys all evidence that would suggest the guitar costing more than the case. After throwing it up like all high school girls do, Sawako realized that the Guitar did in fact cost more than the case, so she agrees to let them buy one item to share. Being the high school girlies they are, they buy a pig-turtle to keep Azusa company cause last episode she was bitching about it. THE END!
"BUT YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND!!! HE SAID THAT MY-MY-MY...
...breath stinks *huff puff*"
Impressions:
OH MAN I WANNA EAT RITSU’S DROOL- errr I mean, I thought receipts had toxic chemicals in them, but perhaps it’s made of green-tea in Japan. I’m sure Japan wouldn’t think of influencing little kids to eat their receipts after buying porn magazines, and we’d have to consider the fact that only older men watch K-ON!! Despite the paper-hazard, I still laughed at that that scene, especially when Sawako tried to make her spit it out. Speaking of Sweet-Cheeks, I’m glad they managed to insert Ui into the episode, and it was great seeing her slap Yui across the face with some mulah.
Other than that Pig-Turtle, this was a great episode compared to the first one. Some highlights (well, mine at least) were Ritsu giving head, Mugi reenacting The Little Mermaid, and Yui interrupting Mugi’s moment to shine. Such a groovy episode for some groovy cats! Yeah! Meow-mix, baybee!! MEOW!!! *CRICCEKKT* Okay, get outtah here…
Also, I was surprised at Miss Sawako’s lack of guitar knowledge. Heck, even I knew it was an SG, and I’m not even into guitars! In fact, I’m OUT OF THEM!… Either way, perhaps she was just playing stupid or something, ‘cause I ain’t nevah seen a guitar player who couldn’t tell the different between an SG and a SeaGull!
"ATHEEATHHEATHEHAE-THAT'S ALL FOLKS!!!"
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With an obsession for out-of-context captions and an unhealthy dedication to Sir Kabitzin the Third, Jesus159159159 is the 2nd Member of the 2nd Generation of Sea Slug Environmentalists. His interests include watching anime, eating Cheez-Its, admiring the curvaceousness of upper-lips, sniffing upper-lips, applying chap-stick to upper-lips, and drawing. He will mainly blog light-hearted shows of girls with enormous, shiny dentures.
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But what happened to the dingle-hoppers they went to buy? And the yafa storage unit? I sense a plot hole!
errr, they buy it… and then that’s it! THE END!
Silly girls, they should have abused Mugi Power and gotten the store clerk to issue a fake receipt or at least photoshop something later. Always follow the Eleventh Commandment: Thou shalt not get caught!
Also LOL that they still had the Sawa-chan-sensei blackmail photo – as it is a Light Music Club heirloom and Adviser Teacher Getter, it should have been in Prez Ritsu’s safekeeping rather than Yui!
AND/OR they should’ve told Mio to brush her damn teeth so it won’t be stankin’ the whole place! GOSH!!! When you have teeth as big as hers, ya gotta take proper care of them!
I’m also surprised they still had the Sawa-chan pic. Despite her looks, I think Yui would take better care of it. She sleeps with her guitar, remember? :love:
Yui can drill me anytime….errr wait..that didn’t come out right…
Your secret is safe with me ;P
Honestly, I’d love to be slapped in the face by a wad of cash too.
OHHHH MAN I WOULD LOVE TO SMACK YUI ACROSS THE FACE AND TELL HER TO MAKE ME A SAND-I mean… Personally, I like being slapped with coupon books! You can never have too many coupons!