Poor Kisame can't see the show
Summary:
All the fellas love you, cause you're oh so capa-BULL / While the ladies blush and moan for all your slimy tentacles
Guy is looking especially Fresh Off the Boat, and Naruto wants Killer Bee to train him. While his initial rap is well-received, Naruto messes up and goes right to his harem trump card, as expected. Unfortunately, Killer Bee just slams the door in his face, and Naruto is led to some solo-training under the Waterfall of Truth instead. There he sees an evil version of himself talking smack about all the annoying fair-weather fans who wanted his autograph at the ramen shop.
The stage is now set for Killer Bee to tentacle evil Naruto's bitchy harem
Reaction:
This is pretty classic, and I’m sure Killer Bee realized Naruto had to tackle the emo and bitchiness in his heart before he could hope to tame the Kyuubi. I want to know if Killer Bee has no hate or if he drowns out the hate in a sea of stupidity. Either way, I’m bracing myself for a couple chapters of stupidity, and you should brace yourself too, because it’s time… for a… RAP BATTLE:
Killer Bee: Mic check, mic check
Naruto: DJ drop that beat
Killer Bee: You know the ladies really love me, but I hit it then I bail / I must be a jinchuriki, cause I’m getting so much tail
Naruto: Yo Killer Bizzle you be frontin’, and I’m pretty sure you’re gay / Since you know that we’d be training, if I cloned nude Sasuke
Killer Bee: Hey man spare me all your hatin’, why don’t you save it for your blog? / Don’t forget last week we saw you deep-throatin’ yourself a frog.
Naruto: Alright that comment really cost you, more than your ass can afford / Don’t be begging me to help ya, when Kisame jumps outta yo sword.
Killer Bee: Wait, Kisame is in my sword?
Naruto: Yeaaaaaaaah, booooooi!
This post was written by...
Kabitzin – who has written 1971 posts on Sea Slugs! Anime Blog.
One of the founders of Sea Slugs, I handle most of the blog admin tasks while wearing my I AM BOSS shirt. I like my action series well choreographed, and my romance series extra trashy. I also have a soft spot for puns.
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Best rap battle ever. Only thing it’s missing is the obnoxious host to shout, “OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH SNAP” after every killer insult.
That would be Sakura’s job.
Rap is an abortion survivor of nigro culture. Should be eradicated without remorse.
I dunno, I enjoy some rap. Just because there are a lot of really crappy popular raps with cliches about fornicating and acquiring wealth combined with out-of-the blue metaphors that don’t really make sense doesn’t mean that the whole genre is bad.
If I suddenly stop posting, know this: I died of laughter, and this is the cause.
LOL hilarious rap battle. And as expected, Naruto won.
I wanted to write one but I lacked the skillz.
If we’re gonna be realistic, Sasuke should come in and win at the last second.
Nice job rhyming ’bout the chapter, you are my favorite rappster.
yeaaaaaaaaaa boooooooooo
Ok, I should probably stick with regular prose.
Anyway, I’m a little disappointed at evil Naruto… Seems so cliche, but w/e
Hahaha, that was a good try!
/fistbump
/slams door in Yi’s face
Also, I just realized that that is not evil Naruto, it is Hollow Naruto, ZOMG!
Shouldn’t halfadeckshort be handling these kinds of posts?
Rapping in haiku form would be mighty impressive.
But a haiku rap,
Would probably sound like crap…
Or Shatner as Kirk.
Yeah, rapping in haiku would be pretty difficult…
Kabitzin has mad rapping skillz, yo.
Even if Naruto learns how to use the nine tails chackra doesn’t that just mean he will now have access to more chackra? He already has a butt load, does he really need more? Why don’t they just teach him some skills instead…
Because Naruto is stupid and he has to cheat off of like a million clones of himself to learn anything.
LMAO that was the best shit I’ve read in ages.
You got mad skillz lololol
Hollow Naruto! Lolllz