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Summary:
How will you face Sasuke if this is all you can deepthroat?
Naruto continues his training with some really BJ-esque maneuvers, and is then sent on his way to seek out an island and get friendly with an octopus, per the prophecy. Naruto imagines that this will be a real beautiful resort of an island, but one man’s resort is another man’s desolate, dangerous wasteland. What’s even worse is that the villagers were just starting to show Naruto some love and now he’s stuck on the miserable island where the Raikage and Killer Bee used to train.
Well I did say there would be lots of tentacles
Against Tsunade’s wishes, the other Kages make snide remarks about old-lady Tsunade and agree that both Naruto and Killer Bee are too stupid valuable to be put on the front lines. Thus, while Naruto thinks he’s doing recon, he’s really just in a crappy safe house. When the ship gets attacked by a giant squid on the shore of the island, Killer Bee shows up just in time to save everyone.
Reaction:
So the obvious take-away from this chapter is that Killer Bee and Naruto are going to work out a combination jutsu that will completely devastate Madara’s forces. It doesn’t take a genius to realize the implications of Sexy jutsu combined with tentacles and Naruto’s clone ability. You can even throw in some non-transformed Naruto clones for the yaoi fans. Madara doesn’t stand a chance.
Nor does this bode well for Hinata, because once you go black, you never go back.
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Kabitzin – who has written 1971 posts on Sea Slugs! Anime Blog.
One of the founders of Sea Slugs, I handle most of the blog admin tasks while wearing my I AM BOSS shirt. I like my action series well choreographed, and my romance series extra trashy. I also have a soft spot for puns.
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Pretty boring chapter — seemed to end right when it was getting started. But, yeah, Killer Bee is the key to whatever it is Naruto needs to do. A friend of mine suggested that since Killer Bee has a good working relationship with his tailed beast (kind of a filthy-sounding phrase out of context), whatever he does could be helpful to Naruto so that he can gain some measure of control over the nine-tailed beast.
Perhaps they are hoping to turn the Kyuubi’s brain to mush with that terrible rapping.
And here I was annoyed at there being only 14 pages, but then you finish up with that pair of hentai jokes and Naruto hasn’t been this fun since Skeleton kyuubi.
Good thing Naruto missed the village with his black blast, or everyone in the ramen shop would have been talking trash about him again.
Hmm I wonder if Kisame will be on the island with Killer Bee and Naruto. That would make for an even more interesting situation.
I didn’t even think of that, but it makes sense. I wonder if Kisame will die for real this time. He acted like he stood a chance against Raikage and Killer Bee and only faked his death for the sake of the mission. So much for the super-secret location of the island…
Oh god, I just busted a gut from laughing so hard.
The scene with Naruto swallowing was asking to be made fun of. I mean, it’s just so…vivid.
Lol Sasuke’s in for a treat after seeing how much Naruto can open his throat up through force.
Anyway, Kisame VS Bee/Naruto is gonna be epic with all the surrounding water. While he won’t be much against two jinchuurikis, I still think the duo’s teamwork might be sloppy leading to more than enough chances for Kisame to nab the two.
So we have two on a deserted island. There’s a black guy, some tentacles, and possibly a sexy girl… Where is this going?
It’s also worth noting that Naruto seems to lack a gag reflex. Could come handy with the sexy jutsu.
Im still not sure where the story is headed now. There are so many subplots going on with Madara’s War, the Kyuubi, Orochimaru’s host’s plan (with him joining Madara)
Id love to see Naruto go Black….just for the LULZ
It occurs to me that they’re playing right into Madara’s hands by putting Naruto and Bee on that island together. Madara threatens war, gets everyone freaked out so that they’ll hide their precious Jinchuuriki, gets Kisame to tag along with them hidden in his weapon, and the next thing you know, it’s abduction city!
Naruto and Bee could take Kisame, especially with Naruto’s natural energy that turns things into frogs, but I’m sure Kisame has some way of summoning Madara and Co. and he’s smart enough to know to call for help before taking on two Jinchuuriki by himself. Man… I hate abduction city.
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