Jesus159159159 on January 22, 2010 · in K-ON!

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Please stop that. It's creeping me out.

The K-ON(efivenine)ers are all invited to play at a Live House, but Mio and Azusa are too embarrassed to attend. Mugi suggests that it would be fabulous to “perform the year away”, and this encourages them to brush their fears to aside. Despite being rich, she really meant to say “Wouldn’t it be great for the DVD/Blu-Ray sales?”. Either outcome sounded like a plan, so off they went to register for the Live House Performance.

"Sorry Nodoka. Contract says I have another season..."

At the Live House, the gang is totally nervous about their “Afternoon Teatime” stage-name and even consider changing it to “BeforeMidnight CoffeeTiempo”, but the very attractive host (?) compliments their very cute and moneymoe-grabbing name. The gang felt a new burst of confidence, but not until they saw what they were up against. “HOLY F@CKIN’ SH!T, BATMAN!!! HOW ARE WE GONNA COMPETE AGAINST THAT?!?!” The gang thought to themselves, “Oh wait, we have another season! That means we can’t die in this episode!”, so instead of actually practicing, they do trivial (yet cute) things like deciding what to wear, getting their hairs did, noticing the words “KIRA” on the screen and making a lame English-Dubbed Death Note reference involving a potato chip and epic-ly eating it, sticking stickers on their metal gears, making money, sharing sex stories, and being the best anime EVAR! THE END!

"I LOVE MONEY!!! (Fuwa-Fuwa Taaaiime!) EAT SOME COOKIES!!! (Buy the MerchandIiIiIiise!!)"

"Hey Tony, it's the Year of the Tiger!! That's GRRRRRRRRRRRRRREAT!!!" and/or "Oh boy, that Sanrio joke is so old and yet no one understands it..."

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(C'mon man, you can't leave me hangin' like this! I've been trying to decipher that Sanrio joke for AGES and yet I still don't understand it nor do I find it funny and I get this feeling that it's one of those J159-Jokes that aren't supposed to make sense but I still wanna know! C'MON MAN YOU CAN TELL ME!!!) "Gosh J159! Would ya stop linking my blog in your Hidamari Sketch posts?! I DON'T LIKE YOU! How many times must I say it?! GAWD!!!" - Totali

Impressions

It’s time to cut our skirts by 2 centimeters ’cause K-ON IS BACK! (and maybe break our nails and fix them with glue). For K-ON standards, this was an alright episode, so you can expect chit-chatting, eating snacks, not practicing, getting their hairs did, you know, it’s what girls do!

Why was the Live House flyer at the bottom of that window? It may seem silly in America, but in Asian countries it’s fine since everyone is short… okay I’m not sure why anyone would put a flyer down there, but it’s eye-catching enough so I guess it’s alright. Speaking of the ad, I liked Mio’s-Head-Explosion, and it was interesting viewing some scenes through her eyes. As she noted, they would have never connected with the other groups if it weren’t for Yui’s playfulness, Ritsu’s middle school connections, and Mugi’s treats (Also, Azusa did nothing. She’s lazy, please don’t say it). There was definitely a shade of melancholy in this episode, and I wonder if Mio will finally “open her door” in the upcoming season.

As a final note, Yui reminded me of myself when she was handing out autographs. I also told others (back in my Sufoki-Days) that I would make it big in the anime-blogging world, but no one believed me! Now everyone’s jealous that I’m a Sea Slug!

"Did you know: The K stands for KASH?!?!" - "What does the ON stand for?" - "ORDER NAAAOOO!!!" *BA DUM PSH*

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Jesus159159159 – who has written 116 posts on Sea Slugs! Anime Blog.

With an obsession for out-of-context captions and an unhealthy dedication to Sir Kabitzin the Third, Jesus159159159 is the 2nd Member of the 2nd Generation of Sea Slug Environmentalists. His interests include watching anime, eating Cheez-Its, admiring the curvaceousness of upper-lips, sniffing upper-lips, applying chap-stick to upper-lips, and drawing. He will mainly blog light-hearted shows of girls with enormous, shiny dentures.