Suou *huff puff*, listen to me!... in order to save this anime... you must... *huff puff* take off your clothes... and follow Lady Gaga on twitter. FORGET ABOUT ME!!! JUST DO IT!!!"
It’s the griping finenzle finale and Suou has a TIGHT GRIP on Shion, yelling “WHERE’S MAH MONEY?!?!”, and Shion is all like, “*huff puff* I wasted it all on those K-ON Blu-Rays instead of hiring a better production staff for this season of Darker Than BLACK… mah bad, dawg”. So now that Suou knows why DtBG is so horrible, she goes to the only person who can do it justice: LADY GAGA! But she’s too lazy so they all start a WTF-Thread.
*GASP* GEE WILLIKERS Lady Gaga, my Disco Stick is NOT FOR SALE!!!
EWWW your upper-lip smells like silly-putty! D:
Hei and Lady Gaga face off (and smell each others silly-putty) in a finenzle final showdown, but Golgo (I seriously can’t remember his name…) comes to the rescue / reveals that it was Genma who killed Velma / Youko upper-lipped girl; not Hei! Genma joined forces with the CIA, and Marvel/Disney John Smith probably bought his rights, but it’s not like Genma cared since none of his old teammates actually did anything. Anyways, Lady Gaga is now pissed that Genma killed the only one she felt comfortable remuneration-ing with, so now she’s gonna have a finenzle final dance-off with Shaggy Super Saiyan Genma. This gives Hei enough time to FILL HER UP!
"WTF You're telling me this isn't a hat? OH GAWD WHAT HAVE I DONE?!?!"
"Okay gaiz, lets start a WTF thread! I go first :O"
"Oh HELLZ NAH!!! My Sexually-Suggestive-WTF-Face totali beats urs! Also, does my breath smell okay? *huff puff*"
"Oh WTF?!?! I just Lost My Music!" *BA DUM PSH*
"It's not that you lost it, SHE STOLE IT!!!"
Ma-DAMN-YOU-LOOK-FINE Oreille (USB-Edition) takes Misaki and Pecha-da-Betcha Momonga to her Super-Famicom-Computer lair, and explains a bunch of non-sense about how she, along with Dr. Pavlichenko, worked together on that Super Computer (we all know she just “serviced” him and took half the credit!). She then shows them the copy of Earth that Shion created, and their first reaction is:
What da FFFFFFFFFFFFFAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUWWWWWWWWWCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKK
"can't we start a POKER-Face thread instead?" and/or "Yea, I watched Sora no Otoshimono... why do you ask?"
As Suou and Shion take a quiet stroll towards Izanami, she explains how grateful she is for those memories that he sexually inserted implanted in her, but Shion is all like “Naw, it’s not like there were any meaning to those memories. I just added them cause I felt they were necessary” (OH SNAP!!!). It’s okay since it’s not like Suou cared; she read the script ahead of time and realized what a worthless character she was.
Get a room you two! (or rather, a better anime) *BA DUM PSH*
While July waits for absolutely no reason Suou, Willy Wanker (The Magical Magician) makes a guest appearance! Apparently he’s not dead, but judging by July’s reaction he either read the script or just doesn’t care anymore. Despite the awkward moment, July and Willy-Double-U (or should I say, Double V? *BA DUM PSH*) , discuss that they should jet while they still can, but July wants to do Suou one more time, cause the music’s got him feelin’ so free, they’re gonna celebrate, celebrate and dance so free… one more time! Willy Wanker shakes his head at the lame reference, and is on his way to a Yu-Gi-Oh tournament or something. He leaves his hat as a parting gift, since Mao keeps jizzing all over his old one.
"I have blood on my face, THAT MAKES ME LOOK COOL!!!"
"I just got a hair-cut, THAT MAKES ME LOOK COOLER!!!"
"Aw F@%k! My hair grew back..."
"WTF his hair grew back... LIKE A SUPER SAIYAN!!! THIS IS THE BEST PURCHASE EVER!!!
As the show reaches it’s FINENZLE final act, Izanami and Izanagi meet, Suou’s necklace thing breaks, resulting in a Metal Gear Solid 2 ending where none of this ever happens to her but she’s the main character and yet the entire series wasn’t even focused on her even though everyone seems to be concerned for her at the very last minute but once Shion’s dead everyones like “Ah okay, that’s cool” and they’re all just copies so they’ll copy paste copy paste this season just like they did with Haruhi S2 Endless Eight and this is a run on sentence and I like Cheezits and Genma died and Suou is sent to that alternate world and they copy paste copy pasted some of Darker Than BLACK Season 1 characters just so they could be like “See, it all connects” and Suou is a worthless character and I hate this show and if you check out the MAL page with the list of characters you’ll think “hey I didn’t care for ANY OF THESE CHARACTERS” and K-ON was better and Suou sucks dick.
"Alright Misaki. Since you're a worthless lipsticked-character, you finish the ending in monologue. I'm gonna play some Left 4 Dead 2"
SUOU SUCKS DICK:
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/SUOU SUCKS DICK
Impressions:
Let’s discuss the good points!! I loved how Suou assumed Shion did a great deed of implanting those memories, but then he’s all like, “Nah, I just did it cause it was necessary. I don’t actually care about those things”. Pretty harsh, but it’s not like he cared about anybody (only at the last moment, y’know, for IMPACT!!!). It was equally interesting to learn that Genma killed Youko/betrayed the group, but I wouldn’t blame him since no one on his old team ever let him in on the gossip (almost like what this anime did to us!) (?). Did anyone find Yin’s/Izanami’s humming at the beginning very familiar? Yea, I didn’t think so either.
I actually liked the first half of the episode, but once it got to “Suou will lose her memories” I was like, “/I-feel-trolled“. Not only did the whole season have an ensemble of unimportant characters, but they made their main focus (Suou) unimportant as well! I really am ashamed at Bones for what they did to this great show. Sure, the first season also ended in a “WTF” manner, but I assumed this new season would help explain that. It wasted all its effort on killing random characters, thinking “HEI! THIS IS THRILLING, THEY’LL LOVE THIS!!!” Speaking of Hei, he was a disappointment as well, but at least he got to fill them up for one last time.
It’s obvious that they’re milking the franchise now (OVA), and I don’t like drinking milk when it’s coming out of a dick. <–(lol)
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With an obsession for out-of-context captions and an unhealthy dedication to Sir Kabitzin the Third, Jesus159159159 is the 2nd Member of the 2nd Generation of Sea Slug Environmentalists. His interests include watching anime, eating Cheez-Its, admiring the curvaceousness of upper-lips, sniffing upper-lips, applying chap-stick to upper-lips, and drawing. He will mainly blog light-hearted shows of girls with enormous, shiny dentures.
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It was a little unclear from your post, but did you enjoy the series…?
LMAO, kidding, but I’d like to see a pie chart that outlines your enjoyment of DtB vs Cheez-Its. I didn’t really feel trolled by the ending, but that’s probably because my trollmeter had already exploded prior to watching the final episode of DtBS2. The ending did amplify the feeling that the whole series was a random sidestory though… interesting to watch at times, but it never really went anywhere. And I think I took Mao far more seriously as a cat.
Exactly, I felt this was more of a side story than a sequel. What did we learn? Nothing! J159 implored me to reiterate my chat comment to him that the entire season revolved around Shion’s ability to create Fumoffu World and then put a genderbent version of himself in the world, a la Kampfer. How does this have anything to do with the previous season?!
I really liked Madame Oreille’s car, though. That thing was pimp.
Yea, I guess it was our fault (or mostly mine) that we kept writing “Season 2″ when it doesn’t even have a 2 in it’s name (we put it in cause it’s a lot easier to type than Ryūsei no Gemini / Gemini of the Meteor. Sorry for the misunderstanding! WE’RE LAZY!!!)
I guess the good thing about this season is that we can make believe it never happened!
As much as I like Squirrels, I would have to agree
(also, thanks again for the caption! =D)
fixed =3
She did have a sweet ride. And I think I would have preferred a single FUMOFFU beach episode with Misaki and Hei rather than the 12 episodes we got. That may or may not have anything to do with visions of bikini Misaki, of course.
My only question; Who won the war? Yin shipperfags, Suou shipperfags or Misaki shipperfags?
Shiongenderbenders won.
Lady Gaga won.
BTW, in the new world, there is no Canon, only Nikon.
Oh NII-SAN!!! Come on ovah and u can lay me sum GEE-SANS!!! Mah Frankies goin’ BENJAMIN at da sight of ur bigNIKON and not Canon, cause SUGOI was so last year like how the next year is so MADDEN! A video-game reference is mad gay like Disney’s ALLADIN! We keepin-it-One-Five-Nine like Sea Slugs in Manhattan…
Darker Than BLACK!!! Lay me those STACKS!!! One more pun and I’ll probably *GETS SMACKED*
Oh SU-WHOA!!! I’ll miss you…seriously I need to know. At the end where we see a short haired Yin, was that a boy or just Yin with a new hair style and new clothing. Dang, why this episode had to be a WTF moment till the next. Seriously, is Misaki’s new crew heading for the new world. And Hei, (fill her up) lol, oh J159, I’m not sure where you get your inspiration, but I’m glad its to our benefit. Oh yea, back to Hei, so is he going to the new world, or is he dead? I can’t wait for the ova.
WTH you’re asking ME for answers?!?! Ummm… errr *takes out Bible* According to this book I have here, she’s both! THE END! =D
My early inspirations were Kabitzin, Hinano, and… *BLUSH* totali!
That last pic is good, but seriously needs some kabi-tan stylez Rina animation
I hear Kabitzin doesn’t come cheap
Many people have trouble interpreting this ending. Allow me to explain. Misaki finds Hei and starts kissing him. Suou explodes. The squirrel sings Somewhere Out There. Then Golgo 13.1 kills everyone else. That’s what really happened.
I love your explanation. BUT I STILL DONT UNDERSTAND ANYTHING ABOUT DTB2. sooo why was yin in a box..why was she all weird..wat happend at the end, and why the
fuckheck is this season two so badI guess we should wait for the ova. Seems to show what happened when Hei and Yin run away from the Syndicate.
You forgot the part where SUOU SUCKS DICK!!!… and THEN she explodes! A good ending, I say! :love:
I believe they originally wrote the story for 24 episode but they were only given 12 so they hastily cut out half the story and this mess is what we ended up with
Well that would explain a lot! But meh, I still think they did a lazy job of creating a compelling story in 12 episodes, so no excuses! ;P
Totally agree. I’d almost cry… I can’t believe how could they create such a crap… YIN! MY YIN!!! At the end, she hasn’t a meaning in this story. And Suou? What about her? The most stupid, incomplete and no-sense character ironically is the main… Hei… Where is BK-201? We lost him at episode 2… And he never came back.
Finally, Kirihara is the unluckiest character in this series… All the women have their moments with Hei but her. Even Lady Gaga. That’s sad.
Yea, I felt pretty bad for Kirihara. They made her seem so stupid since all she wanted to do was meet Hei, and then at the end it’s like “It’s fine. Life goes on! I have a cool hat!” But I must say I loved the hat! Definitely loved the hat! :love:
actually I hated itAt least we’ll never see Suou ever again. Waldo is SO much better than Pippy! ;P