Jesus159159159 on December 13, 2009 · in Darker Than Black 2

Kabitzin: "HAHA! You had first DIPS so stop your complaining!"

Kabitzin: "Sorry Jesus159159159, this pool is reserved for UP-TO-DATE-ers, knam sayin?"

Sooooooomewheeeeeere... ouuuuuuut there... beneath the PAAAaAaLE MOONLIIIiiIIIIGGHT, someone's thinking of me... and loving me tonight... (wow, that sounds so wrong...)

"Hey! I did the reference, you Baking-Soda Raptor! Aren't you happy?"

"To be honest, I hated the film as well. All I wanted was for you to draw me some fanart"

The gang are on a train off to Hokkaido (i think…), but The Mc Muffin Russian gang are also on the train ready to spoil their plans. Suou, July, and Pecha are captured, and Repnin (thanks MAL) has a long and boring chat about how cool his Magician with a blanket over his gun can write Japanese characters on the bottom of the screen.

"I wiped my ass with this cloth" (hint: it smells like Mc Muffins! )

While listening to this unnecessary info, Hei scarfs down some McDonald’s Value Meals while getting a free Coca Cola Mug (…), but in the heat of the moment, Repnin threatens to blow up the train if Hei doesn’t join the McDonalds Club and feel up on Tanya’s Mc-Muffins. Hei totally catches his lie about blogging two episodes bluff and stabs his hand (also, he doesn’t like big-boobed lolis…or Mc-Muffins). Everyone escapes so McDonald Plan B is put into motion: stop the train and Hamburglar capture Suou.

"UUuuUuUuuuuhhhhhHHh!!! I'M F#CKIN' AN UPSIDE-DOWN FRIZBEE!! DATS HOW MUCH I HATE THIS SHOW!!"

Tanya is off to capture Suou with her cockroaches (ewwww! I’m never going to McDonalds ever again!), but then she gets shot by the massive bullet of Suou’s brother. Also, Repnin makes out with Hei before getting shot stabbed as well. THE END!

(haha! They'll never know I have a gun underneath this blanket!)

"Ha! They'll never know I have a wine bottle underneath this invisible blanket!"

Impressions:

This episode was a tiny-bit more interesting, but I still don’t understand how it plays to the whole storyline (line story? YOSHI’S STORY?!?!). The only important part of this episode was Madame Oreille’s chat with Misaki and the details of Izanami having suicide-controll powers. I also thought it was sort of random when Repnin told Hei about his niece’s death. Apparently, purple-suited-guy had a name (his name is Ilya) (and he also killed Repnin’s niece), but again, are any of the viewers going to care? The niece was just some random last-minute-character, this Repnin guy is a sorry-ass Section leader, and Ilya… he was only featured in one episode! NO ONE CARES! And now my Mc-Muffin Russian is dead, too (but not without leaving us with some fan-service).

I also hate how they made Misaki seem unnecessary as well. It’s like “OH WHY DID YOU TELL ME THIS IMPORTANT INFORMATION, MADAME OREILLE?!?! I’M NOT AN IMPORTANT CHARACTER, UNLESS YOU’RE USING ME TO CAPTURE HEI OR SOMETHING?!?!” or “HAHA UR JEALOUS THAT HEI IS WITH SOME LOLI!” It’s unfortunate that the only important scenes are with Misaki, but they are clearly using her. Was Misaki always this stupid?

Overall, this episode sucked too! A DAMN UPSIDE-DOWN FRIZBEE, MAN!!! Next one involves two of my fav character’s from last season, so hopefully I’ll be entertained.

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Jesus159159159 – who has written 116 posts on Sea Slugs! Anime Blog.

With an obsession for out-of-context captions and an unhealthy dedication to Sir Kabitzin the Third, Jesus159159159 is the 2nd Member of the 2nd Generation of Sea Slug Environmentalists. His interests include watching anime, eating Cheez-Its, admiring the curvaceousness of upper-lips, sniffing upper-lips, applying chap-stick to upper-lips, and drawing. He will mainly blog light-hearted shows of girls with enormous, shiny dentures.