Darker Than BLACK 2: 07

Jesus159159159 on December 4, 2009 · in Darker Than Black 2

ChiLiiIIiiiIiIiIiiiIIiiIisss Baby Back Ribs!

ChiLiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiisss Baby Back Ribs!

Hei and the gang need to get out of Hokkaido, and the only way to do that is to recruit a girl with lipstick. “The purple has got to go!” says lipstick-character, so Hei is all pimped-up and megane-ed to da forshizzle-bunker. Meanwhile, another character, who also thought purple was still in style, plots to kill Suou.

Hei’s not the only one being a hustler, for Suou also becomes the female version of it (…). Suou? More like Su-WHOA-YOU-LOOK-GOOD-IN-DAT-SCHOOL-UNIFORM! Anyways, they manage to get through security (thanks to the power of palette-swaps), but lipstick-character deceives them and steals July for her own ultimate-sex-toy pleasures.

I'm actually cosplaying that Jesus Christ guy from Hellsing... wanna know how I got these scars?

"Actually, I'm cosplaying that Jesus Christ guy from Hellsing..."

Well if you must know, this is how I got my scars

Well if you must know, this is how I got those scars and / or "and this would be my secret plan to steal all the Sora no Manimani readers when I... hey, wait a second!"

With July gone, Pecha-da-Betcha-Squirly and Hei don’t really care, but Suou’s not havin’ much, not havin’ dat. Had to get some holla-bread so she could holla back at! She’s the best around, and nothing’s gonna ever keep her down, opps, I meant, she has the eye of the tiger, and jogs to save July (awww! :3 ;3). Suou wanted to kill lipstick-character with glass shards, but the Joker that guy in purple took care of the job himself. He does some weird mumbo-jumbo technique to capture Suou, but later on Hei comes in to save the day. THE END!!!

WTH?!?! BUT I HAVE LIPSTICK!!! UR NOT SUPPOSED TO KILL THE CHARACTERS WITH LIPSTICK!!!

WTH?!?! BUT I HAVE LIPSTICK!!! UR NOT SUPPOSED TO KILL THE CHARACTERS WITH LIPSTICK!!!

"Suou, I know the first caption made no sense, but that's no reason to kill lipstick-character!"

"Suou, I know the first caption made no sense, but THAT'S NO REASON TO KILL LIPSTICK-CHARACTER!!!"

"NOBODY TAKES MY SEX TO-hey wait a sec, you're right! That caption made absolutely no sense!"

"NOBODY TAKES MY SEX TO-hey wait a sec, you're right! That caption made absolutely no sense!"

Shakin' dat Money Maker!

Shakin' dat Money Maker!

"Su-WHOA, I'm only gonna tell you this once... *WEEEEEZE* I want mah baby-back-baby-back-baby-back-baby-back...ribs!"

"Su-WHOA, I'm only gonna tell you this once... *WEEEEEZE* I want mah baby-back-baby-back-baby-back-baby-back...ribs!"

Impressions

It’s been so long that I hardly remember this episode! Well, what would we usually expect from a DTB2 episode? *takes out list* High death-count: CHECK! Important yet unexplained occurrences with other contractor groups: CHECK! Hei being a hard-ass: CHECK! There was also the cute side to the episode, like Suou tossing a flower to July’s head, Suou pinching July’s cheek, and Suou eating some Baby-Back-Ribs. Don’t you love it when love is in the air? Speaking of love, I was hoping for more Suou-Jealousy with the Yin-Ghost, but I guess we’ll see that in another episode.

Next episode we all know Tanya’s gonna die /SPOILER but that’s okay. It’s not like we care anymore.

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With an obsession for out-of-context captions and an unhealthy dedication to Sir Kabitzin the Third, Jesus159159159 is the 2nd Member of the 2nd Generation of Sea Slug Environmentalists. His interests include watching anime, eating Cheez-Its, admiring the curvaceousness of upper-lips, sniffing upper-lips, applying chap-stick to upper-lips, and drawing. He will mainly blog light-hearted shows of girls with enormous, shiny dentures.

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Epi December 4, 2009 at 2:56 am

Yeah people die waaaaaaaaay too quickly in this show. At least in the first season, they made it seem like the entire show was episodic so it didn’t matter… but this time around there’s clearly some sort of plot, but they still keep offing characters like no tomorrow.

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Jesus159159159 December 4, 2009 at 3:49 pm

Completely agreeing to you I am (?), but I try not to associate DtB-G with the first one, cause that’s not nice ;3

Though I’m not enjoying this as much as the first, at least I can link to Karate Kid and get away with it =D

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Epi December 5, 2009 at 12:18 am

As long as it’s squishy!

Jesus159159159 December 10, 2009 at 1:43 am

LET ME SQUISH YO BOOTY-BUMPAH!!! *BEEP-BEEP / HONK-HONK* =D…

Baka-Raptor December 4, 2009 at 4:21 am

dtb2_07_made_no_sense_in_china.jpg looked like good fodder for a Somewhere Out There joke. No big deal though, the chance will definitely come again, several times.

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Jesus159159159 December 4, 2009 at 4:10 pm

I am agreeing to you completely (?), but… to be honest… and I don’t mean to offend anyone: I HATED An American Tail! Goodness gracious I’d wash my upper-lip if I ever had to make a reference to that! Maybe I can try The Rescuers Down Under or even The Great Mouse Detective, but An American Tail is beyond my control! (gah, now I have “No Cats in America” in my head! EWWW-GEWWW!!!)

the chance will definitely come again, several times.

After re-checking some of my earlier posts, it appears that the chance passed by many times… Alright, I won’t let you down next episode, but only if they continue to make Pecha’s animation really funky/groovy :love:

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halfadeckshort December 4, 2009 at 9:21 am

LOL, he does look a lot like Father Anderson. And what purple-suited guy? ;)

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Jesus159159159 December 4, 2009 at 4:15 pm

Am I completely agreeing to you? (?) YES, I am! =D Shoo-be-doo-be-doo! Shoo-be-doo-be-doop-doo-dooOooOoOooo!!! :love: x159

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Sabaku no Yana December 8, 2009 at 3:56 pm

That snapshot of Suou kinda dancing or something is great (you took your time doing this snapshots, didn’t you?) This was a normal ep with nothing interesting. I’m worried about this series, ep 9 and it doesn’t looks like a season finale…

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Jesus159159159 December 10, 2009 at 1:39 am

I actually have lots of fun pausing the episode at the right moment, so then I can create some witty / misunderstanding / confusing captions =D. If there’s one thing I like about DtB (and probably the only thing I currently like about DtB), it’s the funny pics I capture with the power of my thumb climaxing with the pause button! More bloggers should use this practice :love:

Yea, this episode wasn’t very interesting at all, and I hear episode 8 and 9 aren’t very interesting either. To be honest, DtB has been a chore to blog, and I’m starting to regret picking it up. There are times when I’m exhausted after finishing hw and term papers (college), and I either have a choice to go to bed or watch episode 8 of DtB. I choose sleep. This is probably the biggest disappointment since Haruhi Season 2.

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Sabaku no Yana December 10, 2009 at 12:44 pm

Yep. I have to be sincere. Dtb – Kuro no Keiyakusha – isn’t one of my favorites ’cause I hate episodic anime, and I like so much the first 2 eps of Ryuusei no Gemini but at this very moment, I don’t know what to say about this series. The end of the 9th ep was interesting, but come on, I’m not watching a whole ep for 20 sec.

Kimi ni Todoke is so much more interesting XD (and I’m not in love with that series either ¬¬) Now I’m just waiting for the OVAs and a good end (pleeease an end, I hate unfinished things)

Kabitzin December 10, 2009 at 1:20 pm

DtB has been a chore to blog, and I’m starting to regret picking it up

Hahaha, you had first choice, too…

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