We Are Siamese If You Please
"WAIT, I KNOW THAT ONE!!! THAT WAS FROM DISNEY'S LADY AND THE TRAMP, RIGHT?!?! OH EM GEE JESUS159, CONSIDER URSELF THE NEW MEMBER OF SEA SLUGS!!!"
Fortunately for that guy pictured above, Suou had her period, so now it’s okay to stick it in, but she ain’t buyin’ dat(tebayo). She already has July, who happens to be the best sex toy in her arsenal (get it? in her ARSENAL?!?! SHE PULLS A GUN OUT OF HER-*gets smacked*)… so anyways, he basically gets rejected, but like any other obsessed-loser-blogger, he’ll never give up (and part of that reason is cause his mom was a contractor as well…)
Sideshow Bob... is that you?
“I HATE THIS ANIME!!!“, says Suou, or rather, you can tell by the hole she made using her gun. She then proclaims, “Go ahead! Hit me! Hit me just like you did for the past 4 episodes. IT’S ALL THE SAME SH#T!!!” Hei thought to himself, “OH NOES! WHAT HAVE WE DONE!?!? WE MUST TELL THE ANIMATORS TO STOP ANIMATING THE SUOU-ABUSE CAUSE IT’S OVERPLAYED AND DEGRADES THE QUALITY OF THE SHOW!!!”, so then the animators stopped animating that, and now Darker Than Black 2 is a good anime again!
"So ur sayin' it's okay to hit on older women, right?"
Later, Hei is being chased again, this time by a new contractor who can control water (at least it seems that way). He takes her out on a date… actually that was a lie, he actually flees from the scene as fast as he can cause he prefers hitting little girls instead. The next day, Misaki and the Mystery Gang investigate the scene for any clues. Lady Gaga is all like, “UR JEALOUS THAT HE ONLY HITS ON LITTLE GIRLS, AMIRIGHT?!?!” and RAH-RAH-AH-AH-AAAH!!! ROMA-ROMA-MAAAH! GA-GA-OOH-LA-LA! WANT YOUR BAD ROMANCE!!! OH NO YOU DIDN’T! But that doesn’t happen. Actually a lot of what I say doesn’t happen. asdfadsfblarglarg THE END!
Uuuu~ UUuUuU~!!! Wtf was that!?! UuUUUu~ That was the worst episode summary UuUUuuUuU~~ I've ever read in my uuuu~ entire life! UUuuuUuuUUUuu!!!~~~uuu~u!u~u~u!u~u~u~u~u-...you're not gonna smack me, are y-*SMACK*
Impressions:
Yes… I am aware that this post was more half-assed than usual (mostly because of RL hw and midterm projects), but despite the half-assed post, I actually liked this episode. Not only did Suou not get smacked, but there is finally a central focus to the show: Izanami. Whatever this Izanami is, it’s name has a cool meaning and it’s also a Yu-Gi-Oh! card!
As much as I feel sorry for that Sidshow-Bob guy, I sort of don’t care (I don’t even remember his name)! Really! Was it necessary to bring him and his troubles to the plot? Nika and his love-trouble with Tanya was more interesting, but that’s all thrown away (cause he’s dead), and now we’re left with a Sideshow-Bob who likes little girls, his gay dad, and a contractor mom who will most likely die sooner or later, or worse, one of those happy endings where she regains her memory and lives happily ever after with the family. It just seems so unimportant. I want my Yin, and I want her now! But that’s just me being fanboy.
I guess I shouldn’t complain too much since we still have quite a few eps left. Now that everyone is after it, this “Izanami” should hopefully bring everything back on track.
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With an obsession for out-of-context captions and an unhealthy dedication to Sir Kabitzin the Third, Jesus159159159 is the 2nd Member of the 2nd Generation of Sea Slug Environmentalists. His interests include watching anime, eating Cheez-Its, admiring the curvaceousness of upper-lips, sniffing upper-lips, applying chap-stick to upper-lips, and drawing. He will mainly blog light-hearted shows of girls with enormous, shiny dentures.
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I’d conjoin those twins if you know what I mean.
> Implying that… you wouldn’t happen to have the green-text code on ya, do ya mister? =3
Hey, don’t forget also that Hei actually puts down his alcohol and finally eats ! I really brings back nostalgic feelings, since he used to eat a lot back in S1 instead of drinking a lot.
Of course I didn’t forget that… oh, but yea, I didn’t put that into my post. I did love that scene though, especially with Suou’s reaction to her cooking! :love:
I bet Izunami is actually Rin, and that Suon is actually not a contractor. The necklace just has powers, and she’s just unemotional cause she’s still in shock/depressed that her dad died and stuff.
Bingo-bingo! You win the Prize! =D