"It's not that I hate Pippy Longstocking... I'm just... more of a Where's Waldo fan :3"
“I LIKE YOU!“, says the teenager confessing to his nicely-shaped Mc-Muffin-Russian, and our main character (Suou) happens to witness it while taking questionable pictures of birds on a tree. Tanya (Mc-Muffin-Russian) nods in approval and Nika leaps for joy and runs around in circles like any obsessed-loser-blogger would. By the time he leaves, Suou falls down that tree like if True-Tears were still in style. Tanya is totally sugoi-barassed, so Suou encourages their relationship by saying he’s especially nice to “little girls“. This is enough to convince her that Nika is a good guy.
"Alright gals! Say CHEESE!!!" - "MAIIIISPAAAACE!!!" and/or: Damn, Russians have nice Mc-Muffins!
"Gonna REALLY get into da BONES of him? YOU GO GURL!" and/or "You refuse to close your jacket in this freezing temperature to show off your Mc-Muffins? YOU GO GURL!" and/or "I'm not Russian. I'm actually Peruvian. Can't you tell by my hat?" *BA DUM PSH*
"We're going to have copious amounts of SEX!!!" - Tsumugi Kotobuki (K-ON)
After taking more Myspace pictures of her friends, Suou heads home and visits his obsessed-loser-blogger brother, Shion. Her father catches her and tells her to never do it again cause anime bloggers have no life and their loser-ness is contagious… I mean, he says to never visit his room because he’s a contractor who has no emotions. This makes Suou upset, so she takes a hot steaming bath while her squirrel-thing with a scarf OM NOMs on sunflower seeds (and later OM-NOMS on her).
"BITCH!!! CALL ME PIPPY ONE MORE TIME AND I'LL POP A CAP UP YO ASS SO FAR DAT IT'LL WHACK DAT BUSTED-ASS WEAVE OF URS!!!... Was that Darker Than BLACK enough?"
"Hmmm, still a bit rough around the edges and you'll need to work on your swagger, but I think you got what it takes ;3"
The Life of a Dedicated Anime Blogger...
The next day, Tanya (Mc-Muffin Russian), isn’t acting like herself. She has become emotionless, which could only mean SHE’S BECOME AN ANIME BLOGGER SHE’S BECOME A CONTRACTOR / DOLL!!! In the midst of the confusion, the FSB is ready to capture Shion (contractor/anime-blogger) but he was one five nine steps ahead of them. Using his sister as bait, he fleas from the scene while Suou has to deal with Sonic the MATRIX Hedgehog and April fighting to the death. Unfortunately, Sonic didn’t realize that April is in fact a Marvel Character. The last contractor of this Dream-Cast arrives, and he’s Darker than Blacker than ever. Long story short: Hei / BK-201 kills April and the episode ends there. THE END!
"Soo... me watching, he takes the knife to her... Laaaauuughing while he does it... He turns to me..(hah) and he says, "Why Sooo SERIOUS(sah!)?" He comes at ME with the knife: "WHYYY SOOOOOO SERIOUS(SAH!)?"... He sticks the blade in my mouth: "Let's put a SMIIILLEEE on dat FACE(sah!)!!"... Aaaaannnndeh... Why so serious?" - The Joker
"Hey Pretty BAY-BEH wit da HIIIGGGH HEELS ON-(nah!) You give meh FEVAH like I've NEVAH, EVAH KNOWWN(ah!)!!! You're just a product of-a LOVELINESS! I like da GROOVE of yo' WALK, YOUR TALK, YOUR DRESS-(ah)!" - Michael Jackson
"Heart throb, NEVAH! Black and UGLY AS EVAH, HOWEVAH: I stay COOGI DOWWWNN TO DA SOCKS!!! Rings and watch filled wit ROCKS!" - The Notorious B.I.G.
Impressions:
After one month of not blogging, Jesus159159159 has returned After 2 years of not being on television, Darker Than BLACK is BACK! I probably should have re-watched/skimmed through some S1 episodes, cause I’m lost! So far I know that all the contractors/organizations want Shion, but we’ve yet to witness his power. It was interesting seeing the contractor’s remuneration again, especially Sonic the Hedgehog’s Goran’s curse of eating Chilly Dogs Hamburgers. I really hope the cat that April shot wasn’t Mao, or I’ll be really pissed!
It was funny, and also unimportant, how Nika ran around in circles, stopped, and proceeded to take a picture of Tanya. It was sooooo NOT COOL, but you gotta give him props for confessing. I also liked how their school had no uniforms / a dress code, but I will note that some were still wearing skirts in that cold weather. A question for girls:… WHY?!?! It makes no sense! I’ll just assume it’s an anime thing, or maybe they get really hot down there.
Probably the most awesome part of the episode was when Sonic the MATRIX Hedgehog killed himself by running through the rain at lightning speeds. I wonder how that works, cause it’s still liquid, right? At speeds of 159,159,159 mph, I guess the rain would slice you or something. Anyways, GREAT EPISODE, and at 13, this will be a fun, Mc-Binky-desu ride! BONES, don’t F@CK this up!
Related posts:
This post was written by...
Jesus159159159 – who has written 116 posts on Sea Slugs! Anime Blog.
With an obsession for out-of-context captions and an unhealthy dedication to Sir Kabitzin the Third, Jesus159159159 is the 2nd Member of the 2nd Generation of Sea Slug Environmentalists. His interests include watching anime, eating Cheez-Its, admiring the curvaceousness of upper-lips, sniffing upper-lips, applying chap-stick to upper-lips, and drawing. He will mainly blog light-hearted shows of girls with enormous, shiny dentures.
{ 1 trackback }
{ 12 comments… read them below or add one }
Lol that red haired girl does resemble Pippy Longstocking in a way
If Waldo and Pippy had copious amounts of SEX, Suou would be the result :love:
Im not sure but it seems that Shion may have been communicating with his sister via his ability. Only time will confirm this, but it sure didnt seem like she was using a radio, and he seemed to know what was happening in her environment. But yes, that may have been room mounted speakers(with an annoying buzz), mics, and cameras.
Almost forgot that he could communicate telepathically… I don’t know, I guess I was just hoping for something more, y’know? Of course it’s a cool ability, but it just seems so overplayed, so I’m hoping he can surprise us with something else. I’m also curious about Suou, since she wields a sniper in the promotional poster. =3
Little known facts:
1) Shion is actually the CEO of Atlas Inc.
2) In Russia, kids in school have the exact same boring ‘clean the classroom’ chores as kids in Japan do.
BTW welcome back j159
… I had to do some research on that one. Too bad I don’t watch the show ;P
Holy crap! Glad you didn’t write it in this format :love: :
and yes, good to be back! I’m still very behind on FMA2 and a bunch of other series from last season. Why, I’m still on ep 4 of Canaan! =O In short, I’ve been missing out on a lot of SUGOI-ness. If I continue to manage my RL-hw on time, I should be able to blog every weekend. Lets continue to make Kabi-kun proud! :love: :love: :love:
In **SOVIET** Russia, chores do YOU! :p
/head-desk
B-But I want to stay an anime blogger yet keep my feelings…T_T Poor guy, he got dumped the hard, hard way.
Then you MUST leave lots of comments on this site. You must also preach the ways of the Sea Slugs to your friends so they cal leave comments as well. Only then will you keep your feelings >=3
Yea, I guess it was pretty hard… PRETTY HARDCORE!!! YEAAHHH!!! *HIGHFIVES*
OMG LOLOLOLOL YOUR SUMMARY/IMPRESSIONS IS TOO FUNNY HAHAHA
“The Life of a Dedicated Anime Blogger..” and “Sonic the MATRIX Hedgehog and April fighting to the death.” lmao
I think the cat april shot looked exactly like mao and most likely is.
Thank you for the compliments :love: I try my best to go overboard with first-episode reviews!
Also, this wiki reminded me that Mao actually died last season… so either that’s a new cat, or Mao has 9 lives. =3