It's not really a three-way if only two people fight at a time
Mosquito mentions that this Eibon is an imposter, and the mage reveals his real name is Noah. Noah just wanted to use the Eibon name for the brand recognition. Mosquito decides to party like it’s 1208, as his form from 800 years ago was when he was most incredible. Unfortunately, he still gets one-shot by Noah’s badly-drawn book-smoke monster.
That book is definitely getting nerfed in the next patch
Team-killer Noah is quite the collector, and he’s looking to collect all of Eibon’s old belongings and knowledge. Before Kid can even piss his pants, however, Noah’s rounded the corner and sucked the young Shinigami up into the book. Kid barely manages to toss Patti and Liz out of the way before he is stuck in a book in a manga.
In Soviet Russia, book finishes you
Patti wants to have a go, but Liz wisely backs down. I can’t believe the meido-cosplay didn’t convince Noah. Noah now has both a Shinigami-shota and BREW. You can’t tell me that doesn’t sound like an episode of To Catch a Predator.
Noah must have another set of meido sisters in his book already
Remember Black Star? He’s fighting Mifune for what seems like the billionth time. Once again, Mifune is spamming swords like crazy. Does someone go out to the battlefield afterwards and pick all the swords up? It seems like such a waste, otherwise.
This is almost as bad as the time I fought Ryu in SFII
Mifune talks a bunch of garbage about abandoning indecision. Black Star decides to unleash a new kata where his katana turns white to save on black ink and he gets a scarf to keep him warm.
This would have been a great time for Sid to backstab Mifune
Undoubtedly the next chapter will have Mifune and Black Star fighting without really hurting each other. All those two ever do is spar lightly and take turns stroking each other’s egos. Kid’s probably ok in that book, but it’s probably pretty boring in there without Patti and Liz to keep him company.
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Kabitzin – who has written 1971 posts on Sea Slugs! Anime Blog.
One of the founders of Sea Slugs, I handle most of the blog admin tasks while wearing my I AM BOSS shirt. I like my action series well choreographed, and my romance series extra trashy. I also have a soft spot for puns.
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*sniff*… I can’t believe he dies…
He was my new favorite that replaced Al Capone… who also died! WHY GAWD WHY!?!?!?! … but yea, it was pretty weak-sauce how he died, its like, “OH EM GEES 800 YEARS BAYBAY!!! WOO HOO!!! HAWT MAMA!!! *Book goes NOM NOM* A-RACK-SAMA *ba dum psh* I’M SAAAWWWWEEEEEEEE!!!!! *EXPLOSIONS EVERYWHERE*
*btw, if it hasn’t been made clear yet… I have a fetish for guys in the nice suit/hat combo. It also explains my Yotsuba… at least its not bald guys! Although if you ever felt a bald guy’s head before, it feels nice =3
I love reading your soul eater post. They are freakin hilarious. The thing that really got me was the soviet russia joke