But Think of the Rifts!

Kabitzin on October 31, 2008 · in Random Stuff

I was on Digg, and I saw this article about a petition to allow marriage to 2D characters.

“I am no longer interested in three dimensions. I would even like to become a resident of the two-dimensional world,” he wrote.

“However, that seems impossible with present-day technology. Therefore, at the very least, would it be possible to legally authorise marriage with a two-dimensional character?”

Most people probably saw this article and thought, “LOLJAPAN.” However, having read enough about ronery otaku, my first thought was, “I wonder who inspired Taichi Takashita to put forth this petition.” It took a little bit of digging, but several sources point to Asahina Mikuru (no info on which version) as the potential waifu. Now it just sounds like an attention ploy and/or a stupid viral marketing scheme for Haruhi 2.

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otou-san October 31, 2008 at 2:05 pm

There’s where you’re wrong. Haruhi 2, like the characters these guys want to marry, is just plain not real.

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Kabitzin October 31, 2008 at 2:09 pm

Haha, that is like wanting to marry a character in Duke Nukem Forever.

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Chris October 31, 2008 at 7:42 pm

Stop dishonouring my wife you bunch of tards!

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Jesus159159159 October 31, 2008 at 7:45 pm

but Chris, you love fat chicks! :love:

Spoiler Inside Show

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Epi October 31, 2008 at 8:35 pm

I thought of Chaos;Head, although yes I know it’s a long honoured thing to love the 2d :)

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Bunster B November 1, 2008 at 7:13 am

I think Hallelujah will go find Maria Pacfy(the lieutenant) soon. Season 2 getting more and more intresting.

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Hao Funny November 1, 2008 at 7:14 am

Its quite a mystery of Dyllandy, he seem to be an undercover at Celestial being.

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Kairu Ishimaru November 2, 2008 at 4:37 am

Its like Im the one who said the first quote in your post. >_<

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Shin November 2, 2008 at 9:27 pm

If he hadn’t done it, I would have anyway. Calling dips on Nagi and Ranka.

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