Kabitzin on February 14, 2008 · in Random Stuff

Ah, Valentine’s Day… the ultimate lose-lose holiday. If you have someone, be prepared to pay for your love, and if you are single, be prepared to have that fact shoved in your face for weeks on end. As the old saying goes, misery loves company.

Three Guys Spending Valentine’s Day Alone

1. Suzuki (Shugo Chara): No one knows your name, and the object of your desires is surrounded by no less than 3 super-hot guys. Oh yeah, they also have cute Guardian Chara, but at least you will eventually be able to program your own eroge.
2. Hayato Ike (Shakugan no Shana): You’ve settled into the doomed “helpful friend” role, and the girl you’re crushing on is in love with a guy three times as manly as you. He also is always recharged every midnight, while the latest episodes have clearly shown that you have a stamina problem.
3. Gio (Dragonaut): The ladydragon you’ve sworn to protect is in love with a human, and you’re always on the lookout for the male stalker who wears a thong on his head. And just because you had that itsy bitsy blowup on Mars, now everyone hates dragons and you are stuck cooking for Toa and Jin.

Three Girls Spending Valentine’s Day Alone

1. Pheles (Shakugan no Shana): Johan won’t return your calls and wants you to stay away. You should have known better than to schedule the Reiji Maigo to automatically download all the newest H-doujinshi at midnight. I hear Wilhelmina is available… still.
2. Odajima Reimi (Bamboo Blade): One look at your mother is enough to send the guys scampering, and Miya Miya only has eyes for little Dan-kun. When you’re alone with your photographs, you pretend that Miya Miya is smiling for you.
3. Chloe (Spice and Wolf): You just let the town’s wolf spirit get away with your crush, and she’s an even better merchant than you are. Things were going so well, before Lawrence compared you to your dad and then slipped out of town.