Damn, I wish I had AMV skills, because with the latest revelations (camera at the festival) I think a School Days version could really work. Check these alternate lyrics (italics sections are original parody material, the rest is unchanged):
Lyrics
How you can grant the woman access to your villa
Trespasser and a witness while you cling to your pillow
In the bad ending, you know she turns into a killa
But in the good ending you get a double thrilla
To be a true player you have to know how to play
Block her cell phone if she calls you every day
Never admit to a word when she say
Makes a claim and you tell her baby no wayGonna visit Sekai while her mom’s not home
Soon as I get into the room I want to bone
It’s Kotonoha’s fault for leaving me alone
So don’t bother texting me right now, I’m in the zone
You know she not gonna be worrying bout things from the past
Hardly recollecting and then she’ll go to noontime mass
Wait for your answer: go over there
But if she pack a SAW you know you better run fastI’ve been using so many rubbers
That I’m drowning in debt
The only time I want to talk to her
Is when her shirt’s wet
I should tell her that I’m sorry
It’ll be such a breeze
I was finally gonna dump her
But she’s got double D’s
And so I singChorus
But she caught me on the rooftop (It wasn’t me)
Saw me kissing at the train stop (It wasn’t me)
They even caught me on camera (It wasn’t me)
Left you the footage at the mail drop (It wasn’t me)I tried to keep it on the down low (It wasn’t me)
She has no friends, how could she know? (It wasn’t me)
She was knitting me a sweater (It wasn’t me)
While I groped the loli iincho!Honey came in and she caught me red handed
Creeping with the Radish girl
Picture this I was on the rooftop, just about to bang The WorldHow could I forget that I had
Given her an extra key
All this time she was standing there
She never took her eyes off me
It’s kinda sad how School Days boils down to an animated version of a Shaggy song… Also, I felt really bad for Kotonoha after I wrote these lyrics. Now we know what Makoto is always listening to on his train ride.
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Kabitzin – who has written 1970 posts on Sea Slugs! Anime Blog.
One of the founders of Sea Slugs, I handle most of the blog admin tasks while wearing my I AM BOSS shirt. I like my action series well choreographed, and my romance series extra trashy. I also have a soft spot for puns.
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From another perspective, it also reminds me of this song:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B4AZAgLowO4
Now I have the song stuck in my head.
LOL hey I love that song. I’d make an amv but I’ve been deleting my school days raws lol. Actually if I made an amv it would be flagged and deleted of whatever site I upload it to (this is why I quit lol)
Yeah, I was thinking of your AMVs when I was writing lyrics, but it really sucks to put all that work in and get it continuously wiped off.
Parodies are supposed to be fair use, but we all know that big sites do a simple search & destroy whenever they get told to take down copyrighted material.
So that’s what scumking Makoto listens to all the time eh? No wonder his mind is warped and is such a retard.
I demand HOT DICKINGS to be dished out liberally to Makoto.
HOT. AMERICAN. DICKINGS.
LOL oh man I haven’t heard this song in so long. What made it come back up so suddenly?
High-lair-ee-us. Of course the thing is that Makoto is no playa at all. He just takes whatever he can get.
listening to SD bad END music awsome and someone should make AMV with these improved lyrics hmmm maybe i will * runs away to buy microphone*
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