This is totally stolen from Matthew’s Friday post, but check out this sweet RPG fight simulator (sorta). Yeah it’s text-based, and simplistic, but at the same time it’s rather amusing. Just for kicks, I tried pitting Oboro against A Turkey, thinking that Oboro would win easily. Unfortunately, A Turkey happened to be a hero-class unit, and defeated poor Oboro with 152/219 HP remaining!
I don’t mean to give spoilers out, but A Turkey will probably be joining Hakuoro’s harem around episode 17. And for those of you who must know, yes Karura easily won against A Turkey, finishing her opponent off while retaining 255/257 HP. Furthermore, Karura defeated every single Utawarerumono character I could think to throw at her. In fact, the only character I could come up with who could beat Karura was Kira Yamato, and even then it was a hard-fought battle.
Anyone else think of any interesting matchups?
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Actually, so far I can’t find anyone who can beat Shinn Asuka. Kira Yamato has higher damage, but his low accuracy means he will always miss his last two attacks and lose. Athrun Zala also has the same 99 high damage, and indeed has stats on par with Shinn Asuka, but his low HP means he always gets whiped.
…In fact, after several minutes, I could not find ANYONE who could beat Shinn Asuka… Stats:
86
59
73
86
79
HP 246
Anyone find someone stronger?
I used romanji. Is there a difference?
Drm
Atk: 98
Agi: 53
Def: 92
Hit: 97
Luk: 99
HP: 152
you know Angry Drm is dangerous
I think Drm is our new champion!
…What’s a Drm?
…Nevermind. Digital Rights Management.
Happiness > Drm
For comic effect let’s try Ayumu “Osaka” Kasuga vs. Tenma Tsukamoto.
If anyone beats
Your Mom 6
You get a cookie! … Seriously I havn’t found a better hash yet.
Hirano Aya beats Shinn Asuka. xD
98
45
57
84
81
293
Lance Armstrong beats Hirano Aya. Thats what amphetamins do. He he.
Aruruu beats Shinn Asuka.
Aruruu beats Drm by HP.
Your Mom 6 beats Aruruu to the ground lol.
Aruruu
98
39
95
27
86
295 HP
However…If you type “Aruru” with only one “u”, everything beats it xD
And yeah…I think Your Mom 6 is the strongest thus yet >_>
I tried Kabitzin vs Stripey and Stripey was owned in 8 rounds. I demand a rematch in my powered up katagana form!
Excluding ‘Your Mom 6′, the closest I got to beating ‘Aruruu’ was with ‘Kurz Weber’, whom by the way, can also beat ‘Shinn Asuka’.
Sakura Kinomoto came closest to beating Aruruu that I can find, with Aruruu winning out with 2 HP left.
Stats:
94
84
94
87
53
280HP
She was also beated by Your Mom 6 by 22 HP. So close…
I…I don’t understand! How could Your Mom 6 beat A fly?
Found somebody who could beat Aruruu…
‘Ike fire’. The capitalisation is important.
‘Your Mom 6′ still beats the crap out of it though…
‘Belldandy’ whoops ‘Shinn Asuka’, but fails to defeat ‘Aruruu’.
‘Emiya Shirou’ beats ‘Shinn Asuka’, but gets mauled by ‘Aruruu’.
So… the current top three is…
..) ‘Your Mom 6′
..) ‘Ike fire’
..) ‘Aruruu’
Wow, strangely, “uaoh” (which is what some people call me on IRC) beat “Your Mom 6″. In 5 rounds… but with just 17/291 HP to spare!
uaoh
97 attack
91 speed
84 agility
58 accuracy
98 luck
291HP
Do I get a cookie? LOL. But I’m coincidentially eating cookies now…
And Fujioka Haruhi was semi-trashed by Suzumiya Haruhi
Although “Kyon” and “The World” beat her!
…Oh, and “The World” also beat “Kyoto Animation”. With full HP left. (Why must “Kyoto Animation” have 33 accuracy?!)
This is so much more fun than googlefight! Digimon beats Pokemon…
And Iran beats America!…. Unscathed!!! (But of cousre, America has 13 accuracy…) Though in 7 rounds.
America’s stats are so shitty… Iran has 22 attack but 99 defence. Whereas America had like 13 attack…
But USA beats Iran in 4. Attack power of 97 ^^;
Other silly ones:
Bill Gates beat Linus Torvalds
Linux beat Windows
Suzumiya Haruhi beat Fujioka Haruhi
The World beat Suzumiya Haruhi, Kyoto Animation, Kyon, Iran, America, USA, Za Waarudo, even God, and The Universe…
But You beat The World! And so did 42.
Palestine beat Israel
USA trashes China, North Korea, South Korea, Korae, Japan, Nippon and Nihon, but not 日本.
China beats Japan.
Mom beat Dad (oh dear)
Republicans beat Democrats
The Pen is mightier than The Sword
Blood is thicker, and also beats Water
Coca-Cola beats Pepsi, but Coke doesn’t.
Dog kills Cat
There must be something that can beat “uaoh”!
Well… it has to be a string that converts into perfect, or near-perfect, 100s( along with 300hp). Unfortunately… MD5 is not meant to be reverse-engineered normally, so I’m not sure how to work it out backwards.
Current top rankings… all non-anime related by now…
1) uaoh
2) Your Mom 6
3) Unless
Rankings for actual anime characters…
1) Aruruu
The small, the cute, the fur(r)y.
2) Ike fire
Squid with hairy legs…
3) Emiya Shirou
No fair, he has Avalon stuck up his-
has any one tried Shin-hakuroro (you know when he gets all transformy and stuff) against anybody?
[Anime] Attack: 85 it is fast: 14 defenses: 99 on-target hits: 66 lucks: 66 HP: 125
[Manga] attack: 58 it is fast: 75 defenses: 90 on-target hits: 28 lucks: 87 HP:
Start of 273 Anime vs Manga battles!!
[Manga] Attack HIT [Anime] received the damage of 1.
[Anime] Attack HIT [Manga] received the damage of 70.
[Manga] Attack HIT [Anime] received the damage of 22.
[Anime] Attack HIT [Manga] received the damage of 72.
[Manga] Attack HIT [Anime] received the damage of 1.
[Anime] Attack HIT [Manga] received the damage of 62.
[Manga] Attack HIT [Anime] received the damage of 36.
[Anime] Attack HIT [Manga] received the damage of 28.
[Manga] Attack HIT [Anime] received the damage of 63.
[Anime] Attack HIT [Manga] received the damage of 1.
[Manga] Attack HIT [Anime] received the damage of 49.
[Manga] [Pushed down Anime], (the number of round: 6).
Manga won because it had more HP. It had 40hp at the end.
Haha…Speaking of F/sn…I tried many different combinations but…
Anything Saber related, excluding Tohsaka Rin, beats Saber, yes, even Shinji >.>…And in terms of Noble Phantasm’s, Excalibur, Caliburn both got owned – -;; Avalon was…I don’t remember if it beat Unlimited Blade Works or not…Other wise, Avalon was best.
Btw, Ilya owned every other character, but Kirei Kotomine was about equal to Emiya Shirou…
I think I’m going to throw religious terms at each other, and see what religion is superior to all others…Yeeesss…^^
Ohoho~ Mion guudo jobu! Who can beat Sonozaki Mion, huh~? I bet no one! In my heart at least. But at least Mion can beat Shion. I knew you were number one in my heart Mion… Shion’s just number two.
I don’t know how to write Shinn’s name in Japanese so I went with what the site says and Mion, Ka~tsu~ It was a hard battle though. Though when using romaji it’s Shinn’s win. Gamba, Mion!
Sonozaki Mion also defeated the whole SOSdan~ All written in Japanese of course.