God Smites Bad Tippers

Kabitzin on June 22, 2006 · in Random Stuff

I don’t know what to say; just read the ANN announcement yourself: Tora no Ana to open Cafe with Cat, while a Nun Cafe opens nearby.

The real question is: can you still get some crappy yakisoba and tap water for $10+?

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Skane June 22, 2006 at 2:23 am

I have no comments on the former, but Sara from School Rumble pops to mind on the latter.

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Jeff Lawson June 22, 2006 at 3:06 am

Next up: tsundere cafe. They splash the water in your face and dump the crappy yakisoba in your lap… and invite you back to their place for a change of clothes.

You know, I could really go for some yakisoba right now…

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Kurogane June 22, 2006 at 3:42 am

Next up: tsundere cafe. They splash the water in your face and dump the crappy yakisoba in your lap… and invite you back to their place for a change of clothes.

I lol’ed. That would be fun to visit. What others can we put in? I wonder if people would visit a dojikko cafe :P .

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Skane June 22, 2006 at 3:56 am

Next up: tsundere cafe. They splash the water in your face and dump the crappy yakisoba in your lap… and invite you back to their place for a change of clothes.

OTL

How about a Sis-con Themed Cafe? The idea of dozens of girls calling me Onii-chan creeps me out, but others seem to find it appealing.

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T_I June 22, 2006 at 4:37 am

Dojikko cafe would serve needles in their food

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j.valdez June 22, 2006 at 6:34 am

“Lost Lamb”???? I’ve lived in the “bible belt” my entire life. I don’t need Nun Meido telling me I’m going to hell.

Next up: tsundere cafe. They splash the water in your face and dump the crappy yakisoba in your lap… and invite you back to their place for a change of clothes.

Sounds like a plan.

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meganeshounen June 22, 2006 at 7:14 am

How about a Sis-con Themed Cafe? The idea of dozens of girls calling me Onii-chan creeps me out, but others seem to find it appealing.

And make the waitresses less-than-legally aged girls (or at least young looking girls)? Wow, Sister Princess-sponsored bar FTW.

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DrmChsr0 June 22, 2006 at 8:18 am

This is more than enough for me to go LOL or commit acts of terrorism in Japan. Probably more of the former.

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jpmeyer June 22, 2006 at 9:34 am

Next up: tsundere cafe. They splash the water in your face and dump the crappy yakisoba in your lap… and invite you back to their place for a change of clothes.

Or they only bring you your food after a long wait, then reluctantly hand it to you while blushing and saying “I’m only giving you this because it’s my job, not because I like you or anything…”

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Kabitzin June 22, 2006 at 9:44 am

I think Jeff should file for a patent or something on this Tsundere Cafe idea.

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rainey June 22, 2006 at 10:22 am

THE HORRORS

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Zyl June 22, 2006 at 11:09 am

Running with T_I’s comment about needles in food, Killer Loli Cafe. Main item on the menu, Chinese-style steamed buns. Filling depends on who visited the cafe yesterday.

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Skane October 2, 2006 at 2:24 am

Jeff Lawson’s ‘vision’ comes true.

Tsundere Cafes

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